Bush Administration Accuses Greenland of Environmental Terrorism

[Ernesto]

Washington, DC (Rotters) – On the heels of a just released study that shows that Greenland's ice sheet is melting at twice the rate that it did in the previous year, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice issued a public statement accusing Greenland of Environmental terrorism. Experts concluded that at the present rate of melting from Greenland alone the seas worldwide would rise by a level of over 20 feet. The controversial study appeared today in the journal Science.


http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1516

[madeline_con]

1. So, Greenland's solely responsible for the thaw?

Did any of the misadministration attend ANY Science classes at all?! :wtf:

EDIT: shame on you! It's from Unconfirmed Sources! :rofl:

[Ernesto]

4. And hey!....... Is that Condi a fox or what?

[Flabbergasted]

2. I had a bad experience today but this got a laugh out of me

....The Bush administration is rumored to be considering an all out Iraq style invasion to overthrow the current regime, and uncover the secrets behind Greenland's weapon of ecological mass destruction. Greenland's bountiful reserves of natural gas would be used to fund the occupation and work towards reversing the feared environmental devastation.

White House spokesperson Scott McClellan also added, "We have good reason to believe that there are further Nordic connections between Greenland's secret police and the Danish cartoonists who have recently sown such dissent and destruction in the Middle East and the world with their unflattering depictions of Mohammed and Islam."

[badgerpup]

3. OK...

:wtf:
Is the Greenland invasion and Scottie's spiel for real, or an article from The Onion, or are you just joking?
I swear, things have gotten so bizarro it's damn near impossible to tell the difference anymore...

[Elwood P Dowd]

5. Troops are massing at our NATO base in Kevlavik, Iceland

All the bars in Reykjavik have been closed after Bush warned Iceland of possible terror attacks from Greenland.