BREAKING: From CNN...There's shit in your ice

[linazelle]

Be careful people. Don't eat any ice from any fast-food restaurants or you'll be sorry.

OK. Everbody back to bed.

[LisaLynne]

1. Oh, gee, thanks ...

Now I'm going to sleep real well. :)

[linazelle]

2. LOL nt

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

3. BREAKING: Watching CNN/Fox News Will FRY YOUR BRAIN!! nt

[Rainscents]

4. LOL

That is serious shit! :rofl:

[Fredda Weinberg]

5. Did they mention NYC inspects ice machines? e/m

[linazelle]

7. Actually, NYC was the only city to pass the tests. Chicago, Atlanta

failed.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

6. My pest control company services some fast food restaurants

I know which ones to avoid in my area, because I know which ones don't do the sanitation that they really need to do to keep cockroaches under control. I mean, you'd gag if you knew. If you go out to eat at one of those places, order bottled water, and maybe nothing else!

[MrMonk]

8. What kind of shit?

Is it good shit?

[linazelle]

9. EColi. Not Good. nt

[badgerpup]

10. ah HA!

I KNEW there was another good reason besides being cheap (ice can take up to 1/3 the volume of the cup) that I always tell 'em "No ice, please" when I order a soft drink...
:puke:

[AspenRose]

11. Marvin Zindler, is that you? Channeling Marvin Zindler....

"...and there was SLLLLIIIMMMMME IN the ICE MACHINE!!!!!"

(If you're from Houston, you understand) :-)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Zindler

[enid602]

13. Marvin

I lived there in the '80's. Didn't he have a bad toupe?

[lavenderdiva]

15. Go Marvin! 'SSSSSSlime In The Ice Machine'!!!!

I just had the Houston Channel 13 news on and they just had the 'Slime In The Ice Machine' report.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

12. Don't beome an astronaut.

I'm just saying.

[karlrschneider]

14. Is that worse than ice in your shit?

I've had that problem a few times...
:evilgrin:

[linazelle]

16. All I can say is

:scared: That's some scary shit.

[Hubert Flottz]

17. That's some Cold Shit too!

I ain't shittin' you a pound!

[0007]

18. Ice is probably one of the dirtiest things you can put in you're

mouth unknowingly from sources outside your home. The main factor is that most place don't clean their ice machine regularly and people handling ice with their hands.

[peekaloo]

19. Monty Python moment: I'll have the ice with not so much shit in it, please

:dunce:

No wonder it floats to the top of my soda.