"Bush is so dumb..." finish the sentence

[Rocknrule]

...he got locked in a bathroom and soiled himself
...he thinks 401K is his mother's bra size
...he thinks "euthinasia" is "youth in Asia"

add yours!

[Atman]

1. ...he actually thinks he runs the country!

;-)

[kenny blankenship]

2. He keeps his fly always open

in case he has to count to eleven.

[Pharaoh]

4. So Dumb, he does'nt know he's dumb

[jedr]

3. He thinks he's a military hero....

[SeattleGirl]

5. ...he actually thinks everyone in the country supports him.

...he actually thinks he's smarter than everybody else.

[Gary173]

6. He thinks Grape Nuts is

a veneral disease.

[neuvocat]

7. ...thinks he got voted into office.

[NanceGreggs]

8. ... when he hears voices in a drunken stupor ...

... he thinks it's God talking to him.

[Charlie Brown]

9. "You might be George Bush, if. . . " n/t

[jedr]

12. If you have two junk Bentley's in your front yard.

[Skidmore]

10. he picked Cheney for his VP.

How stupid is that?

[aquamarina]

11. Bush is so dumb...

he couldn't find his ass if he sat on it.

[gizmo1979]

13. he couldn't spell cat if

you spotted him the c and t.

[clydefrand]

14. he makes dirt seem absolutely brilliant!

[Rocknrule]

15. He's like Peter Griffin

"What color are those red fire trucks?"

[cynatnite]

16. that he thinks he's brilliant n/t

[OhioBlue]

17. Bush is so dumb..

he wants to help us put food on our families,
help ob-gyns practice their love with their patients...

[jimshoes]

18. When he heard dick shot his buddy

he wanted to call 911 but forgot the number.

[Rocknrule]

20. When he heard Dick shots someone

he thought they were talking about Clinton and Monica :evilgrin:

[Roon]

19. I told him it was chilly outside

and he went and got a spoon

[Cleita]

21. ...he thinks he's popular and loved by his subjects.

eom

[Ksec]

22. He give Medals of Freedom for incompetence.

[Lisa]

23. ...that no matter where you go, there is no need to elaborate! (n/t)

[applegrove]

24. Neocons called for a prissy, patrician, patsy, protestant to be

their puppet president in 1965, and Bush doesn't know it is him. Nefarious types find it easier to work with the "frozen chosen".

[Dunedain]

25. He couldn't pour piss out of his boot

even with instructions on the heel.