Whittington???? Whittington?????apologizes????

[bobbieinok]

Even Savage thought this is bizarre; he had some scathing things to say about 'the victim DOES NOT apologize'.

[KharmaTrain]

1. The Entire Timeline Stinks

While Whittington is doing his spiel...Crashcart is getting a standing ovation by the Wyoming State legislature...making for a Rovian split screen that sure looked a lot better than the constant showing of Crashcart holding up the rifle. Then they immidiately send out Chimpy to create a complete different distortion...ending any "instant analysis" while the spinmeisters continue to pound the drum that "the scandal is over"...move along now!

[thinkingwoman]

2. Welcome to American Farm

Four legs good, Two legs bad, er, BETTER. :eyes:

[kenny blankenship]

3. Zombies obey their masters

From this angle it appears that they dug up Zell Miller's corpse, reanimated it with unholy voodoo magic, and now it says and does whatever they tell it to.

[Blutodog]

4. LOL!!

That should serve Whittington and all lawyers right for well just being lawyers. I hear Cheney saying something like that and grudingly accepting his apology for ruining his hunting trip.

[Vanje]

5. Mr. Whittington:" I'm very sorry that Dick Cheney.............

Mr. Whittington:" I'm very very regrettfully sorry that Dick Cheney.....

.... SHOT me in the FACE! I apologize that he stood there only a few feet away and pointed his 18 thousand dollar Perazi gun at my FACE, and pulled the trigger.
I am terribly sorry for what Cheney and his family are going through during this difficult time because he shot me full in the face, and the shot penetrated my neck vasculature and rode my circulatory system through my body into my liver and heart, where they lay wedged. I'm sorry that my heart muscle couldnt beat correctly with a shot gun pellet in it. My little heart attack must have caused a lot of grief for Dick Cheney and his whole family, and even the whole Whitehouse. For that I am woefully sorry.
I hope the nation can accept my deep regrets.

[brainshrub]

6. Whittington is married to Baker's wife.

It's a close-nit crime family. If the don shoots you, you thank him for it.

[AussieDave]

7. New Texas bumper sticker:

TEXAS - WHERE THE VICTIM APOLOGIZES TO THE PERPETRATOR

[collegegirl211]

8. fuck whittington he's a troll

apologizing to a war crimnal? harry's off his rocker