shooting put to the theme song of The Beverly Hillbillies

[bobbieinok]

http://tbogg.blogspot.com/

Come and listen to a story about veep named Dick
Went out shooting quail, but he shot himself a hick,
Had a few drinks, thought he’d have himself some fun
Turned to left and he shot the wrong one

In the face, close range, ow that hurts.

Well the security said, Dick get away from here,
Get back to the lodge and have yourself a beer
We’ll clean up like we did with Valerie Plame
The victim can’t talk, so he’ll be the one to blame

Later, that is. In the morning. Have another drink.

Well the press they started to make a mighty fuss
The White House said, don’t blame it all on us
Talk to the veep or Mary Matalin
Set it up with Hume, he’ll help us with the spin

Softball questions. No follow-up. Fake journalist

Well Dick went to Brit and he told a big lie
Said he was sober and he hopes the guy don’t die
Then went back to his bubble, kept from out of our view
With a message for David Gregory: Hey Dave, fuck you.

Now the moral of our story is that Dick can do no wrong
Fighting for America, got to keep the country strong
Gonna keep us out of wars so we don’t get stuck
And if you hunt with Dick Cheney, then you better learn to duck.

Y’all fuck off now, y’hear?

[BattyDem]

1. ROFL!

:rofl:

[saltpoint]

2. Loved this. What fun. Thanks, bobbieinok. / nt

[Dogmudgeon]

3. That's a good'un!

:thumbsup:

--p!

[bbinacan]

4. Oh man,

I was hoping for a music video. Still very good.

[OhioBlue]

5. lmao

:rofl:

[freeplessinseattle]

6. beayootiful!

"ya'll fuck off, now, y'hear?" lmao!

[SoCalDem]

7. Get the music..sing it and send it to Stephanie Miller

or Randi..They will play it.. you'll be FAMOUS

[oasis]

8. it's a dandy.

[Ikonoklast]

9. At least Jed Clampett could shoot straight

Something Cross-Eyed Dick never learned how to do. I guess it was a good thing he did get out of the war, he would have been making more casualties than the Viet Cong.

[daleo]

10. Very well done. n/t

[NastyRiffraff]

11. That's a keeper!

The last line is classic!

[gator_in_Ontario]

12. defintely a keeper *kick*

:dem:

[Sydnie]

13. LOVE IT!

Best laugh I have had all day. Thanks! :rofl:

[stickdog]

14. "Come listen to a story of a man named Jeb"

An oldie but goodie, circa 2000:

Come listen to a story of a man named Jeb,
who deceived the whole nation when he weaved his tangled web.
He and his brother were laughing at us dolts,
when up from the ground came a load of Gore votes.

(misplaced ballots, lost returns.)

Well, the next thing you know, ol' Pap's throwing a fit,
'coz Jeb promised George that he'd get away with it.
As the vote got closer, Jeb tried his best to please,
so he bribed some troops in Europe to pre–date their absentees.

(The CIA ain't MIA.)

The race was still so close that ol' Pap started to heave,
but little bro' Jeb still had a few tricks up his sleeve.
Even Pappy was impressed that Jeb was such a rat
that he got 3,000 Jewish folks to cast their votes for Pat.

(no voter's rights, unless you're white.)

[CrazyOrangeCat]

15. That's terrific!

Especially the last line!

:spray:

[mithnanthy]

16. That was GREAT!

Thanks...I needed that.

[Pool Hall Ace]

17. I especially love the last line.

:rofl:

[helderheid]

18. brilliant!

[proud2BlibKansan]

19. Absolutely wonderful!!

[bobbieinok]

20. pleased you all enjoy this......note who came up with it

http://tbogg.blogspot.com/

I discovered this blogger from links at salon.com some years ago


...and note his comment at upper left

"Over three years of blogging without shooting any old men in the face"