Dick Cheney accidentally goes for the biathlon gold

[ScreamingMeemie]

http://www.sltrib.com/opinion/ci_3524135

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Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot documentary filmmaker Michael Moore yesterday as Moore was walking out of a Manhattan Denny's.
A spokesperson for the vice president said that it was a ''complete accident'' and that Cheney felt ''horrible.'' The White House released a statement saying that the shooting was ''just bad timing. Vice President Cheney, who is well-versed in firearms safety, was merely sitting in a shrub, wearing camouflage, outside of a Denny's frequented by Mr. Moore.''

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In another bizarre accident, Cheney mistakenly shot every Democratic member of the Senate Judiciary Committee. A White House spokesman said that the vice president feels ''bad, but not that bad.'' An aide to Cheney said that the vice president ''happened to be in the committee chambers, under a chair, when he stood up to put on a pair of chaps, accidentally shooting the committee members, stopping to reload three times.''

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Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton miraculously escaped injury today after Cheney accidentally ran up to her motorcade and accidentally shot at her car. The White House said the vice president ''tripped.''
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***Sorry if it's been posted already...but I was rolling on the floor***

Thanks, MrG for bringing it to my attention!

[teknomanzer]

1. Now THAT is funny.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. That Unka Ream-Us can get away with attempted murder I tell ya!

Deputy King is a good gig if you can get it, TAKE IT!

[LiberalEsto]

3. Moore & Hillary both apologized

for getting in the way of the shots fired.

"It was that or Guantanamo," Hillary later confided.

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. ...

:rofl: Very good one.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. kickity!

:kick: I get the feeling this has been posted already. :shrug: