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opusprime Donating Member (292 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:47 PM
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Support the Evan Byah Spinal Implant Fund...
For those of you who dont know, Senator Evan Byah suffers from a severe case of Spinalackolitis. This rare disease leaves it's victims incredibly weak, and often will result in the patient lying flat on the floor, like a puddle of liquid.

In layman's terms, Mr. Byah has no spine. This is a contagious disease, and it is suspected that Mr. Byah might have acquired the illness through close contact with one Senator Joseph Liberman, who is still waiting for a suitable donor.

Please do your part in helping fight this horrible affliction by supporting the Evan Byah Spinal Implant Fund, or by supporting any Democratic candidate that runs against Mr. Byah in primary elections.

Only you can prevent Spinalackolitis from spreading.
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jackpan1260 Donating Member (361 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:49 PM
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1. How did he vote on Alito? eom
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adriennui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:51 PM
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2. he voted against confirmation
however, the perfect antidote to bayh's illness is vitamin feingold.
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opusprime Donating Member (292 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:55 PM
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7. Vitamin Feingold has shown some promise...
but unfortunately it lacks support, and further research has been suppressed by federal authorities. The Patriot Act studies were a clear indication that V-Feingold promotes incredible spinal strength and stability, but alas, funding appears to be headed in a different direction.
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IndyOp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:52 PM
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3. Evan voted AGAINST cloture... To support the filibuster...
Evan, however, has long been known to all of us in IN to lack spine. The man can't go potty without taking a poll first.

:(
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:52 PM
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4. It's very contagious
Several of his cohorts have it as well.
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Greeby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:52 PM
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5. Umm, trouble with that
Barring the unforseen, he isn't up for re-election till 2010 :(
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JDPriestly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:54 PM
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6. I struck Bayh off my list when he refused to go after the
eavesdropping issue. I don't want a President who can't read and understand the Fourth Amendment. No way. And I was following him -- no more.
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Totally Committed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:56 PM
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8. "Spinalackolitis".....
:rofl:

That is so funny... and true.

TC
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:59 PM
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9. I just want to say that Bayh claims title has the 2nd highest fundraiser
second to only Hillary Clinton last quarter. Why is that? Who in the fuck is giving this mealy mouth that much money?

All I can say is that the disconnect between those who know (that would be us) and the sheeples is a scary thing indeed.

This guy will end up as one of the '08 contenders just based on money alone....and if we don't watch it, the media will sneak him in as the nominee when we're not looking.

Bayh (pronounced Bye or buy) reminds me of someone.....



Come on....it’s the silly grin. Cute on a kid. Looks kinda Stoopid on Bayh though!
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Midnight Rambler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 03:06 PM
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10. I'll pitch in for some balls
I'm sure he could use a pair of those as well. And I know just the donor.

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Sadie5 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 03:14 PM
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11. I've given up on Bayh
You are right about him totally lacking spine. He was voting with the pukes forever, then suddenly set his sights in the Presidency. He then started voting with Dems sometimes as he thinks we are stupid enough to think he was suddenly cured of his pukitis. Not to be fooled I will vote for whomever runs against him as long as they are a Dem and display some spine.
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