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[Kadie]

U.S. President George W. Bush dons safety glasses as he tours the Johnson Controls Battery Technology Center in Glendale, Wisconsin, February 20, 2006. In a push to showcase his national energy policy, Bush is on a two-day trip to a battery plant for hybrid cars, a solar power enterprise in Michigan and the National Renewable Energy Laboratory in Colorado. REUTERS/Jason Reed

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. Na na na you sheeple!

I've got the ball and I'm never giving it back!

[Crazy Dave]

2. Now I can tell the difference between Barney and Laura...

...with these glasses on.

[liberal N proud]

3. I can see you... can you see me?

[WI_DEM]

4. "lookie at me...I'm that 'Rocket Man' whatshisname--Elton John--hee,hee...

[A Brand New World]

5. What a dork!! That's my standard statement whenever I see

him looking and acting like the idiot that he is.

[Dora]

6. "Go ahead... spit on me now!" n/t

[Road Scholar]

7. "Am I cool or what!!" LOL nt

[susu369]

8. Do I look fabulous or what

he looks downright prissy!

Calling Betty Bowers.....

[LiberalinNC]

9. I thought the samething "I feel pretty, oh so pretty!"

[MiniMandaRuth]

10. Yes, anti-pretzel gear!

[ewagner]

11. He.hehe

"Ya know, sometimes I throw so much bullshit it splatters....."

[Sanity Claws]

12. Peek a boo! I see you!

[formerrepuke]

13. "They Live!"

[orion9941]

14. Howduya' like my capn' proton xray specs?

I had to collect all 5 cereal box tops to get them and boy howdy they sure are spiffy!

[Road Scholar]

15. " Laura come look!!!!!" nt

[dogday]

16. Ok, now I am ready to eat that earn of corn

anyone got a bib?

[enid602]

17. Bush

C'mon unka Dick! Take your best shot!

[Nostradammit]

18. OK, drop the shit on the fan.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

19. Karl done said a pair o' specs'll make me look more in-ty-lectial

'specially when I'm talkin' 'bout nuukyler enjurknee.

[Kadie]

22. LOL n/t

[BringEmOn]

20. "So, why does a crash test dummy have to wear these?"

[madmom]

21. They lied to me, I can't see through wemens cloths.