NEWS: Rice to launch formal complaint against IOC, says the judges are

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not judging fairly or the US would have more gold metals.

According to Scott McClellan, the Olympic judges are just angry and hate our President.

Cheney says the International Olympic Committee is unAmerican.

Rove said disparagingly, "The Democrats want to provide therapy for the angry unAmerican Olympians, they still don't get that things have changed since Sept 11."

Cheney was last seen boarding a flight in his hunting ensemble, destination unknown.

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1. I know this is in jest...

But it wouldn't be too hard to believe.

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2. Hehe! Yea, it is only very very slightly beyond them, at least today.

Tomorrow? They might do it.

[NanceGreggs]

3. Condi's been REALLY pissed-off ...

... since she was disqualified from the Olympic Ferragamo Shoe Shopping Competition ... apparently they only allow AMATEURS to compete!

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4. LOL! Is Imelda Marcos still around? She and Condi could have a

Shoe Down, or a Shoe Off.

;)

[NanceGreggs]

5. I hear Condi was pushing for the Olympic committee ...

... to turn it into a triathalon:

(a) Purchase as many shoes as possible in two hours
(b) Attend 'Spamalot' the same evening
(c) Do the above while people in NOLA and environs are drowning

Condi figured Imelda would get KNOCKED OUT of the running thanks to her lack of experience with requirement No. 3.

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7. And I presume (c) has to be done with wreckless disregard and indifference

to the suffering of the people in NOLA.

Condi's good at that.

[NanceGreggs]

9. In THAT regard ....

... th winner of the Gold Medal is ....!

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11. You mean the person

that strummed the guitar while the city drowned?

[NanceGreggs]

12. No, I was thinking of Condi ...

... because Bush would have to compete in an entirely DIFFERENT triathalon:

(a) Spend vacation hiding from Cindy Sheehan
(b) Ignore warnings of imminent hurricane
(c) Play guitar with as MUCH incompetence as you have displayed in
categories (a) and (b)

Olympics Commitee turned this one down flat - on the basis that there's only ONE person in the world qualified to compete.

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13. LOL! Gee that sounds like the odds * would want. n/t

[countingbluecars]

6. Pay no attention to Condi

She's just a frustrated, former figure skater.

[f-bush]

8. No, I heard that she actually is a guy and the IOC won't let

her compete as a woman!

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10. Guess s/he forgot to take the old estrogen. tsk tsk. n/t