Oh, good! ABC "news" will tell us about Matt Dillon's comeback

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

and the Olympics doping news tonight!

There's nothing else going on that might affect our lives going on in the world today.

[Mythsaje]

1. Was Matt Dillon lost on Aruba?

I had no idea he was gone.

[CoffeeCat]

4. He was lost in Aruba...

...but then he was found. Then he took a cruise, disappeared and he hasn't been seen since.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

7. Then he got married and ate his children!

[CoffeeCat]

2. I know...isn't this a total shame...it's like a tv veson of "The Star"...

Can you believe that this was once "Night Line?"

They shouldn't even be allowed to call this drivel "Night Line."

It's like "The Star" and "Dateline" and "Inside Edition" all rolled into one.

What a crock.

I have to go now...so I can soak up the hard-hitting, investigative piece on Matt Dillion's comeback.

Rah.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

5. But.... but... They have a guy with a british accent! That means we

believe what he says is tryue and important! Almost as much as if he had an Aussie accent!

[Jim Sagle]

9. It even LOOKS cheesy...like Saturday Night Live News.

:puke:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

10. Nightline is dead.

[Olney Blue]

3. Matt Dillon is doping?

Does Rita Cosby know about this?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

6. I take it back.... They're leading with dying babies. they are still a

real news show!

[berner59]

12. That story about the baby is my cousin's baby...

REALLY sad story... That should have been the lead, not the doping story... This poor baby has no end in sight of medical needs, not to mention their family's medical bills...really rough stuff...

[genie_weenie]

8. I love Gunsmoke!

[Swamp Rat]

11. Meanwhile Bushler has sold our nation's ports to evil 9/11 Arab terrorists

who want to KILL AND EAT YOUR CHRISTIAN BABIES!