Osama bin Laden: The Eric Cartman of Terrorists!

[johnfunk]

Bin Laden vows to fight long war and not be taken alive
By Anton La Guardia
Diplomatic Editor
21/02/2006

Osama Bin Laden has vowed never to be captured alive, telling Americans he is ready to fight a long war "until your minds are exhausted and your lives become miserable".

...

He makes a pledge: "I swear to die only as a free man. Even if I taste the bitterness of death, I do not want to be humiliated or betrayed."

Translation:

"Nya nya nya nya nyaaaaah nyaaaaah!
Heh heh heh heh hehhhhhhh hehhhhhhh!"

Oh. My. God. He's turned into Osama bin Cartman!

[NanceGreggs]

1. Saw the header ...

... and naturally read the post (OBL) quote in Cartman's voice.

I think you've got something here!

[jobycom]

4. Yeah, me, too! Funny! nt.

[johnfunk]

5. Respect mah authoritah!

South Waziristan Park, I swear...

[Initech]

2. Osama is part Cartman, part Wile E. Coyote.

[Bucky]

3. Big loser. What moron couldn't catch a shmuck like this?

Ooops, loaded question there.

[johnfunk]

6. BUMP! When terrorists act like cartoon characters

[Rocknrule]

7. Remember the South Park that parodied Looney Toons to make fun of OBL?

"Jack-ass"
"Shit-head"
"Cock-sucker"
"Barbara Streisand"

[TheSubliminableKid]

8. How DOES one say "Nya nya nya nya nyaaa nyaaa

heh heh heh heh heeehhh heeeehhh" in Arabic?

[johnfunk]

10. Good question -- but do use the proper HTML formatting:

<>Nya nya nya nya nyaaah nyaaah, ha ha ha ha haaaa haaaa!</>

[name not needed]

11. nya nya nya nya nyaaa made you eat your parents

:D

[Blackthorn]

12. Ohhh the tears of unfathomable sadness... n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

9. Yes- he too is a cheap, low res computer generated cartoon character n/t