I Got Yer "Death Penalty" Right Here!

[Tyler Durden]

Personally, I would ok only ONE form of Death Penalty:

Hoisting to the Yardarm of the USS Constitution in Boston Harbor, Nationally Televised on ALL CHANNELS, Cable Included, NO HOOD on the condemned, with the Judge, Jury, and EVERY SINGLE LIVING RELATIVE of the Victim present to watch the condemned SLOWLY STRANGLE, AND EVERY SINGLE LIVING RELATIVE of the Condemned present so the Judge, Jury, and the Victim's Relatives can watch THEM too.

And don't give me any "cruel and unusual" bullshit. DEATH is cruel and unusual in and of itself as a legal penalty, so how you get there is just details. Details that all involved should have to WATCH, LIVE AND IN PERSON. No more of this "legal" detatchment garbage.

Never fly. So...How about this?

No matter WHAT method you use, the Victim's Relatives must LEGALLY witness the act: no curtain. Nada. The whole magilla. AND to start the juice/connect the current/spring the trap/start the gas requires 12 buttons be pressed BY THE JURY SENTENCING THE CONDEMNED. ALL 12. NO EXCEPTIONS.

And by the way, a Catholic explained this to me:

If you just PLAN to kill someone (Death Penalty included), then according to this person, you are participating in a MORTAL SIN. You don't even have to DO it, just participate in the planning.

Can you say, "JURY DUTY?"

[Tyler Durden]

1. Nobody care to dispute/agree?

Does this mean I win?

What do I win?

If it's a pizza from Chuck 'E' Cheeze, no thanks.