Obamarama
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Wed Feb-22-06 01:16 PM
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What the hell is it with Scotty McAsshat and his d's, t's |
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He says "impor-Dant" for important and "shoulT'nt" for shouldn't, "woult'nt" for wouldn't, "can'd" for can't.
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Wed Feb-22-06 01:17 PM
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1. He's banned from saying the word "didn't" |
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Otherwise all of his answers would be
The President didn't...
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Obamarama
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Wed Feb-22-06 01:18 PM
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3. LOL...DING DING DING...we have a winner! |
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Wed Feb-22-06 01:17 PM
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2. He's memorized so many lies, he is forgetting how to speak properly |
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or maybe his conscience is trying to intervene?
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Wed Feb-22-06 01:20 PM
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5. Or maybe he's dreaming about prospect of competitive masturbation |
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(little inside joke between FSogol and KzooDem)
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Wed Feb-22-06 01:25 PM
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Wed Feb-22-06 01:40 PM
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10. Since * can't speak English |
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maybe it's rubbing off on Puffy.
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Wed Feb-22-06 01:19 PM
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4. chews his letters, isn't scott about 16 yrs old? |
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Wed Feb-22-06 01:21 PM
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6. and his voice is breaking like a 13 year old boys. |
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Wed Feb-22-06 01:21 PM
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7. The whole Cabinet is starting to get cursed with "Bush Speak"... |
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Look for him to start bungling words like "exaggerations" and "nuclear" real soon...
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Wed Feb-22-06 01:26 PM
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9. I didn't know his dad wrote- Blood, Money & Power: How L.B.J. Killed J.F.K |
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Edited on Wed Feb-22-06 01:27 PM by Jara sang
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Wed Feb-22-06 01:56 PM
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11. I hear that all the time here in Texas |
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Wed Feb-22-06 02:01 PM
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12. He's been hanging out with that repor-der, Bob Woodward too much...?? |
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Wed Feb-22-06 02:10 PM
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13. It's the way a child talks, imo n/t |
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Wed Feb-22-06 02:13 PM
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14. Laura does the same thing... |
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makes my hair stand on end!
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Wed Feb-22-06 02:30 PM
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15. This reminds me of the Caliphs |
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When one of the Caliph's aides had the temerity to correct his grammar, this usually resulted in summary execution of the aide. The surviving aides, in the spirit of self-preservation, decided that changing the rules of grammar of the arabic language to fit the Caliph's speech was a handy way to ensure that his speeches were grammatically correct, while at the same time saving their skins. If you've ever had to learn the rules of grammar that apply to numbers in the arabic language, then you're painfully aware that it affects the language to this day.
I'm sure Snotty's life isn't in danger, but I'll bet that sweaty little chump will do anything to please his masters.
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