Imagine Bush in the movie "Independence Day"

[Rocknrule]

Just for fun, if the events in that movie occured in real life, with him in office, what would he do?

[JeffR]

1. Give control of the ports to the aliens

[Seen the light]

6. Hahaha

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[BR_Parkway]

2. Hide in the closet and yell for KKKarl and Darth to fix it for him - he's

always needed someone to fix the problems.

[hopeisaplace]

3. don't think he'd be piloting any planes to attack the mother ship

just a guess.

[Rocknrule]

8. He'd probably pilot a ship

for the aliens

[Connie_Corleone]

4. "I didn't know about the invasion until I saw it on a DVD...

prepared for me by my staff. Now, watch this drive."

[RobertSeattle]

5. It would be more like"Mars Attacks"...

[Rocknrule]

7. I think he's more similar to Nicholson's other role in Mars Attacks

[MuseRider]

15. So true

Love that movie.

[ArbustoBuster]

9. He would stand on the ruins of the White House...

...and declare that we had been attacked by Iraq with their stockpile of flying saucers.

Two years later when we were all asking him why our inspectors couldn't find those Iraqi spacecraft, he would ignore the question.

[Rocknrule]

20. He'd be like Dr. Evil in Austin Powers 2

Fire the "laser"!

[enigma000]

10. (1) Read: My Pet Goat II - Still Butting n/t

[enigma000]

11. (2) Special "hand-holding" moment with alien warrior n/t

[enigma000]

12. (3) blame Danish cartoonists

(4) Get chased around his ranch by a small UFO piloted by Micheal Moore (who do you think called the aliens in anyway)

(5) Give Cheney his gun back

(6) Watch on TV as Christian protesters with "Jesus Saves" signs get incinerated by alien mothership

(7) Watch on TV as DU protesters with "Stop Bush" signs get incinerated by alien mothership (sorry)

(8) Piloted an old F-4 fighter and failed to save the day

[datadiva]

13. That is a horrible thought

One of my favorite movies. What would he do? Why, nuke em of course. First he'd try to find out if they had any oil.:rofl:

[Ganja Ninja]

14. He'd show up right at the very end in a bulging flight suit and ...

the credits would all read:
Written by ..................... George W. Bush
Directed by .................... George W. Bush
Staring ........................ George W. Bush
Co-Staring ..................... George W. Bush
With Special appearance by ..... George W. Bush
Edited by ...................... George W. Bush
Musical Composer ............... George W. Bush
Etcetera etcetera .............. George W. Bush

[Rocknrule]

16. He'd sit back and let the aliens accomplish his biggest goal

destroying the world

[Ready4Change]

17. Use the events as an excuse to attack Iran.

That's what his administration did with 9/11 and Iraq. Why not?

[anarch]

18. shit in his pants, then try to find a way to sell out to the aliens n/t

[Rocknrule]

19. Bomb Iraq

n/t