Breaking: "Alito is, like, 10 - 20 minutes late every day!" says Roberts..

[politicaholic]

Feb. 22, 2006
Washington, DC

Washington - In an unorthodox step away from the historically tight lipped chambers of the Federal Supreme Court, recently sworn Chief Justice John Roberts gave a candid assessment of his first impressions of the controversial Judge Samuel Alito.

"Okay, where do I start...first, Alito is, like, 10-20 minutes late every day! He blows in here like he already knows how he's gonna rule or something, its like, cha, as if." said Roberts speaking from his office.

Roberts went on, "I don't know about you, but I like to make a good first impression, but he just doesn't care. It was nice and quiet when I got here, but since he moved in its like a frat house with he, Scalia, and Thomas always chest-butting and prank calling the local Planned Parenthood asking for 'Ms. Hiller, first name Imak'...Souter and I just look at each other and roll our eyes."

Chief Justice Roberts just seemed to get more irritated, "I mean, the guy has no discipline now that he knows he can't get fired. You should smell the bombs he leaves in the judicial lavatory and he leaves the seat up...I'm like, 'Heyyyy, there's still one woman left here man, what-the-hell?', but he doesn't listen, he's just like, 'screw you Roberts, you damn ten commandments hating piece of crap'...pfft, what a total dick! I'm a christian, I just, man, I'm just at my wits end."

Justice Roberts concluded the interview by hanging up after the chant 'Gavel belly!' could be heard over and over again in the back ground.

[Wickerman]

1. Geeez, if that weren't true it would be hilarious!

:rofl:

K&R

[eleny]

2. Stop the Presses!!!

[dchill]

3. Seriously...

this could be a !!HUGH!! hit !!SERIES!!. I'm serious. Hilarious.

[Radio_Lady]

4. Did you write this? If not, do you have a source? The Onion?

Enquiring minds want to know...

In peace,

Radio_Lady

[politicaholic]

12. Yes, I wrote this...

I write comedy for a living. This little tidbit just came to mind.

[Radio_Lady]

30. Good job! I used to work with the writers for the "Tonight Show"

with Johnny Carson. That was years ago when the show was recorded in New York City -- the mid-1960s. Their work was fascinating to watch. I love satire and comedy myself. I go back to the days of Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Robert Kline, Jackie Mason, Mike Nichols and Elaine May, and many of the original funny men who used to work in the Catskill resorts. Today, I really enjoy Jon Stewart, Bill Mahar, and of course the amazing George Carlin who just seems to go on and on -- his latest HBO venture was truly remarkable!

Please tell me a little more about yourself in a PM, if you wish.

In peace,

Radio_Lady in Oregon

[reDEMption]

5. MORE CAPITOL HILL BLUE?

It doesn't make us look very good at ALL...

:yoiks:

[dchill]

6. Uh, ever hear of satire?

It's a joke. Capitol Hill Blue is not.

[politicaholic]

13. I'm sorry if you feel that way...

my comedy isn't for everyone I guess.

[Blue_In_AK]

29. You cracked ME up... n/t

[WilliamPitt]

22. Bwah hah hah hah hah

Wow.

[warrens]

24. I thought it was just the wingnuts

Who have no sense of humor. Sheesh.

[Richard Steele]

7. " Gavel belly! Gavel belly!..." bwahaha! nm

[robbedvoter]

8. Is this the Onion?

[insane_cratic_gal]

11. It sounds like the Onion lol

there is no link and frat boy.. rolling eyes.. come on!

It sure does smell like the onion

[politicaholic]

14. Nope, it's just me and my squishy little brain.

[robbedvoter]

28. Pretty good job!

[madinmaryland]

9. Where did this come from?

Is it real or satire.

[kentuck]

10. Interesting picture...

in the mind. :)

[EFerrari]

15. Now, that's funny. lol

[dancingme]

16. I Mak Hillar?

I'll admit it. I don't get the joke.

[meganmonkey]

20. say it out loud

:shrug:

[politicaholic]

21. I'm a killer = Imak Hiller...bad joke. n/t

[Katherine Brengle]

17. You rule!!!

The SCOTUS as unruly frat house--excellent.

:applause:

[foreverdem]

18. OMG!

Hilarious!

[meganmonkey]

19. LOL - Well done!

[catmandu57]

23. Had me going there for a minute

I thought wtf is this, sell it to fox or abc as a summer sitcom.

[Nederland]

25. Excellent

Well done.

[fujiyama]

26. funny

I can just imagine Thomas and Scalia acting that way.

[Bake]

27. FABULOUS!

Funniest thing I've read in a WHILE!! And God knows, we can use a laugh or two these days!

Bake