Wow it looks like Dean Wormer is getting indicted

[MichaelHarris]

[tularetom]

1. Well they're sure gonna do

a lot more than put him on "double secret probation".

[MichaelHarris]

3. that would be bad

Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?

Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.

Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.

Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. Fat, drunk and evil is no way to go through life, Jack.

[MichaelHarris]

5. Jack may get some prison porkin'

Dean Vernon Wormer: The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.

[CoffeeCat]

9. LOL! I thought of the same line, but yours was better!

Jinx! Sorta...

:)

[Dongfang Hong]

4. Nah, I see John Cleese doing Dick Tracy.

[MichaelHarris]

7. wow, i didn't see that

I see Dean Wormer all the way up to his car lot mob ties.

Dean Vernon Wormer: Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be outta here like shit through a goose.

Mayor Carmine De Pasto: Look, these parades you throw are very expensive. You using my police, my sanitation people, and my Oldsmobiles free of charge. So, if you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken.

[LeftNYC]

6. Looks like a dude from a Coen Brothers movie...

or a graduate of the trenchcoat mafia...Oh wait, he was a College Republican, president too.

[CoffeeCat]

8. "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son." (nt)

[rkc3]

10. And this guy is the mastermind?

Fucking Inspector Gadget is keeping the Dems from office. Unbelievable.

[dusmcj]

11. it's Jerusalem Jack's "contrite" look. nt

[Hardrada]

12. Are hats back then?

Or if this dude is sporting one, maybe they'll quickly go out again. Looks like some 1940's B movie scene.