Joke: WHITE HOUSE BREAKFAST

[laststeamtrain]

(This is probably old to some, but it's new to me...)


WHITE HOUSE BREAKFAST

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having
breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would
like, and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. replies with his trademark
dumb grin, "How about a
quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How
rude!"

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to
Bush and
whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."
*

[JHB]

1. Shrub would never order quiche

I guarantee you that one of the few books he read or had read to him was Real Men Don't Eat Quiche...

And we all know how important it is to him that he keeps up a "real man" image.

[sinkingfeeling]

2. LOL!!

[YOY]

3. That one is ancient

I could actually see the dust on that joke.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

4. Thanks for the grin . . .

. . . i needed that today! ;)

[jdadd]

5. This was origionally about Clenis

The Quickie punchline was funny....only because it was Clenis.

[laststeamtrain]

7. Oh really O'Reilly? Veddy in-ter-esting...

[bigwillq]

6. LOL! That's great!

:rofl:

[troubleinwinter]

8. I moved to Arizona from California 3 weeks ago.

Local morning news woman had a guest making some kind of sauce. News person said, "WOW! That looks just like a fruit fraeyp!" (meaning frappe)

[Options Remain]

9. was expecting a baby heads for breakfast joke.

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