Bush: "Everything changed after Brokeback Mountain"

[Democrats_win]

Pre-seeing BBM: big oil queen
Post BBM: Alternative fuel-style

Pre: flaming warmonger
Post: Don´t lose your chance at love.

Pre: Laura at his side
Post: Ship Laura off to Italy, George sleeps with Denver Broncos Coach

Pre: monitoring “International” calls
Post: monitoring domestic cowboys

Pre: hunting for Osama
Post: opening our ports to Osama

For the media:
Pre: cowering under the BS
Post: riding over the bull

For Americans:
Pre: “elected” Bush in 2004
Post: “I wish I could quit you.”

[Democrats_win]

1. Before: shooting innocent birds, after: shooting crooked repub lawyers.