The perfect gift for the Republican in your life.

[Opusnone]

https://www.citizen-citizen.com/default.aspx?type=item&ID=133

I had to come over and post this.

Pure gold passes straight through the
body and ends up in your stool
resulting in sparkly shit !

Diamonds, shcmiamonds, let them shit gold!

[acmejack]

1. The Magic Christian Redux

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00007GZQI/102-0785026-2396133?v=glance&n=130

[Opusnone]

3. I've never heard of it!

It sounds wacky. Is it similar to 200 Motels (which I just saw yesterday)?

[acmejack]

9. Man it was hilarious

They pump a swimming pool full of shit and they throw money into it. A fool & his money is playing as this happens, People go in after the money!

Beatles - Come And Get It Lyrics

If you want it here it is, come and get it.
Make your mind up fast.

If you want it anytime I can give it
but you better hurry 'cos it may not last.

Did I hear you say that there must be a catch
will you walk away from a fool and his money

If you want it, here it is, come and get it,
but you better hurry 'cos it's going fast.

If you want it here it is, come and get it,
make your mind up fast.

If you want it anytime I can give it,
but you'd better hurry 'cos it may not last.

Did I hear you say that there must be a catch
will you walk away from a fool and his money

Sonny, if you want it, here it is, come and get it
but you'd better hurry 'cos it's going fast.
You'd better hurry 'cos it's going fast.

Fool and his money.

Sonny, if you want it, here it is, come and get it,
but you'd better hurry 'cos it's going fast,
you'd better hurry 'cos it's going fast,
you'd better hurry 'cos it's going fast.

[displacedtexan]

2. That's the funniest site I've seen in ages!

Did you click on the store and look at the other items?

https://www.citizen-citizen.com/default.aspx?type=item&ID=133

Hilarious!

[politicat]

4. Sounds good to me. It's a heavy metal.

Gold salts can be highly toxic.

Or we could give them silver instead. Nonlethal amounts will cause argyria, a condition where the skin becomes impregnated with silver atoms, resulting in a bluish, slate, or even black (not brown) skin coloration. Some have called it a cadaverous look.

This will make freepers easier to identify on sight, and supposedly, silver is good for you.

[Skidmore]

5. Did you click on the "own" link?

You can get an $85 zinc/chrome box cutter and a scrub brush shaped like a cross.

[Opusnone]

6. Check out his black polyurethane rug shaped like an oil spill

And the one that looks like 5 pints of spilled blood. Talk about designing for the socially conscious.

[rkc3]

7. Good stuff, but it's no...

Threat Alert Jesus - http://www.threatalertjesus.com/

He'll protect you and your family through the "miracle" of technology.

[Opusnone]

8. God, that looks like my sister and her family!

They are repukes, BTW
Shiny, happy people!