Bush: "If you don't support the UAE deal, you don't support the troops..."

[politicaholic]

Hume: "I'm going to ask you a question sir and I want you to be candid and truthful..."

Pres.: "Always Brit, always...where did you get that name Brit anyhow?"

Hume: "My parents wanted a foreigner; now back to the question at hand, are you ready sir?"

Pres.: "Fire away, just don't aim for the face...*smirk*"

Hume: "How good is the UAE port deal for America and exactly how evil and unpatriotic are the people who oppose it?"

Pres.:"I'm glad you asked me that question Brat...If you don't support the UAE deal, you don't support the troops. *smirk* Plain and simple. The UAE are dedicated to helping us in The Long War to capture the terrorists that aren't blood related to them or profitable. There are just short sighted people in congress *smirk* that don't understand that this is business. *extra-smirky smirk* The American people just need to trust us because we know a whole bunch about business. We have a saying in Texas for business, it goes, 'Proximity, proximity, proximity' and I think that really applies in this case."

Hume: "Interesting...so you're saying that those against the UAE port deal are essentially killing soldiers in Iraq."

Pres.: "Yes Brett, that's what I'm saying."

[fooj]

1. Did that mofo REALLY say that? OMG!

Pres.: "Fire away, just don't aim for the face...*smirk*"

What a loser.:grr:

[politicaholic]

3. No, this is complete satire.

[Dr Fate]

6. Isnt it a rule of satire to not admit it is so?

If not, then it SHOULD be!
;)

[xchrom]

4. satire

but he's still a loser.

[fooj]

5. yep. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

Jeez..........

Peace.

[xchrom]

9. he's still a loser.

[fooj]

12. LOSER in CAPS!!!!

Peace.

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

2. Tragi-comedy?

So uncomfortably close to the truth that it's almost not funny. Laughter through tears.:cry: :rofl:

[baldguy]

7. War is Peace, Ignorance is Strength, Freedom is Slavery.

You must support the people who support terrorists, or the terrorists win.

Eurasia is or ally, we have always been at war with East Asia.

[Ilsa]

8. That was good. Really good writing.

And unfortunately, Brat and Dumbya make it believeable.

[Inland]

10. Don't forget

"There's strong bipartisan support in Congress for this deal, and obstructionist democrats are blocking it"

[The_Casual_Observer]

11. I thought that Cheney gave that particular interview.

:dunce:

[myrna minx]

13. You are a really good writer.

:applause: In these strange days, it was quite believable. *extra-smirky smirk* :hi:

[Oilwellian]

14. Good enough to be an Onion piece

And the Onion is reality-based these days. :D

[FatDave]

15. You should write for The Onion

Or something similar.

[Sugar Smack]

16. ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[arikara]

17. Its no longer satire ...

Its prophecy that has already come to pass. Check it out!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2128630

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

18. Your joke post is now REALITY in the LBN forum (link below)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=2128630&mesg_id=2128630

Will you pick the next PowerBall numbers for me?:thumbsup: