Guess who is coming to my town????

[Jeanette in FL]

Just picked up my local newspaper, Palatka Daily News, (Florida), bottom of the fold:

U.S. Senate hopeful Harris (as in Katherine F***ing Harris) to visit Palatka (Florida)

I am having heart palpitations. She is coming on Saturday, will be at the Golden Corral Restaurant at 9:30am. There is no way that I will be able to stay away. She is here to discuss "Faith-based issues on her agenda". I will post the article tomorrow, paper is always one day late.

Question: How do I go and not get into trouble, not that I am afraid of a bit of trouble? I lived in Palm Beach county when that witch certified our county even though there was so much discrepency. I have sinced moved to North Florida. Very conservative county. Very Red. Just south of Jacksonville, east of Gainesville, west of St. Augustine.

I didn't even realize how much anger I still harbor against her until I read this article. Husband is out of town, so I have no one to vent to at the moment.

Would like some guidance. Thanks All. Jeanette

[AndyA]

1. She's a good one to discuss faith-based issues

To go out in public every day looking like the HO she is, takes a lot of FAITH!

You could be very nice to her, and thank her for coming, then tell her that God is watching, and KNOWS THE TRUTH.

That ought to make a point, without getting you hauled off to jail.

[ThomWV]

2. Screw Trouble!

Stand up and scream at the bitch - scream at the world - say every thing that is in your heart and if they lead you out, what the fuck?

[electropop]

3. Leave the firearms, pitchforks, torches at home.

And NO water buckets. You could get in real trouble if she melts.

No Kerry T-shirts. No Impeach W bumper stickers.

Slip in quietly, wait 'til she takes questions, and hit her hard. Verbally. Prepare a nice question such as: "Are you planning to steal your own election, as you helped Bush steal his?"

or

"Do you feel that you have a better chance of winning a faith-based election (using electronic voting machines) than a reality-based one (using paper)?"

[Dr.Phool]

4. Stay out of trouble?

Don't eat the food. Golden Corral is bad enough by itself, but with a big dose of Katherine Harris thrown in, it could be fatal.

Ewwwww.

[KharmaTrain]

5. Bring A Camcorder

Or see if you can sneak in with a recoding device of any type. It'd be interesting to hear what the original Cruella DeVille (Matalin now holds the much coveted title) says when she thinks she's in a safe setting to a bunch of her coven. Who knows, this babe's been known to shoot off her mouth and do some real goofy stuff...maybe you can capture a Kodak moment for us.

Cheers...

[Jeanette in FL]

6. Great Advice

Breathe Deep,

[OldLeftieLawyer]

7. heh heh heh

Make yourself up like her.

Slap it on with a trowel. Get a wig, or, in the alternative, arrange to have a dead muskrat on top of your head.

Dress up in all red and white.

Cheer for her, and keep cheering. Every fucking time she opens her mouth.

Drown the slimy fuck out, and do it with patriotic pride.

You'll need a flag pin.

And Supp-Hose. But only up to your knees.

Yes, I am serious.

If I were there, I'd help you.

DROWN HER OUT WITH LOVE.

And report back.

Good luck.

[Jeanette in FL]

8. OMG, Thank you

Thank you all, you have talked me off the edge and I am feeling much more creative. Will keep all posted.

[graywarrior]

9. Lookie what I got!

Attention Families

Congresswoman Katherine Harris

Cordially Invites You To Her Workshop On:


"Family Illness: Providing Home Care For Elderly Parents"


You are cordially invited to participate in a discussion with representatives from national and local agencies about available options to receive assistance in tending to an elderly family member's needs in the home. The participants include:


Tom Reimers, Director of Office Volunteer and Community Services, Florida Department of Elder Affairs


Paula Faulk, Senior Adult Day Service Manager, Senior Friendship Center


Leigh Wade, Executive Director, Senior Solutions of Southwest Florida (AAA)


Fay Williams, Director of Sarasota Memorial Hospital Home Care Services


A question-and-answer session will follow.


Time: Friday, February 24, 2006

2:30 p.m. - 4:00 p.m.

Location: Selby Library, Geldbart Auditorium*

1331 First Street, Sarasota

* Handicap accessible



For further information or to RSVP, please contact

Lamont Couch at [phone]


All are welcome to attend!

Please feel free to share this invitation with your friends!

This mailing was prepared, published, and mailed at taxpayer expense.