Freeper Picture (you should be near a toilet)

[MadisonProgressive]

[sable302]

1. yikes!

(running to find toilet)

[liberalhistorian]

24. BLECH!

I think I'll join you in the race for the toilet! :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[jackpan1260]

2. That is hilarious! eom

[redwitch]

3. wow.

just wow.

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

4. They're getting ready to cuff him and take him to prison?

:P

[JuniperLea]

22. I'd rather see him nailed to a cross...

Those freaks are worshiping that rat bastard! I can't believe it! If he were to tell them all to go to the desert because Jesus is waiting there to take them home, they would freaking go! Even though the Bible says many will come and try to fool them just like that!


Oh, my dear God in heaven... if you are there, just one little lightening bolt! That's all I ask!

[Magginkat]

51. That picture is enough to gag a maggot!

Juniper,
I've been requesting a well aimed, multi-pronged bolt of lightning for this crowd of crooks since January 2001....... well earlier actually!

[gordianot]

63. Maybe that accounts for some of the mysterious bruises.

[smtpgirl]

68. OH no

If * is put on a cross, there might be repercussions, he might come back!!!

[SeattleGirl]

5. Holy s**t!!!!!!

Now THAT is blasphemy!

[liberalhistorian]

28. Yes, indeed, it is, it's

the very definition of the word.

[Rocknrule]

6. Oh. My. God

they really do worship him

[Rainscents]

7. WTF???

I bet they ( Washington and Lincoln ) don't want any association with Bush!

[Art_from_Ark]

77. You mean you don't think Washington would approve

of how bu$h is dismantling the Constitution that Washington helped to frame?*


(*Said with tongue firmly in cheek)

[flakey_foont]

8. Oh My Goddess!

reminds me of Ernest Angley shouting "HEAL!" are Abe and Georgie trying to psychically transmit some brains into the Boosh feller?

[JuniperLea]

27. Haha!

Did you hear that joke? Damn, I can't find it now... something about past presidents visiting Bush and imparting great wisdom to him. The last one to visit is Lincoln, and Bush asks him what advice he had...


and Lincoln said...



Go see a play.

[Rocknrule]

35. The other version of the joke

Kennedy is the last one to visit Bush and his advice is "Go to Dallas"

But even though this is Bush we're speaking of, I found this joke to be in bad taste

[JuniperLea]

44. Not me.

I'm a pacifist by nature and I'm so live and let live it's scary sometimes. I have never, ever in my life wished harm on anyone... until now. And I don't feel badly about it whatsoever. The world would be a much safer place without him. And as for using past presidents to illustrate this joke, W can't hold a candle to the worst of them.

[FreedomAngel82]

45. LOL!

Aww.

[rug]

9. It's porn

[stepnw1f]

10. That's Sacrilegious

What an insult. George Washington and Lincoln would have shot him!

[Magginkat]

73. RE: That's Sacrilegious

Or put him in front of a firing squad. Personally, I would like to see him and Cheney in a duel..... dueling bird pellets!!

[MuseRider]

11. Dubya

It's over. Go peacefully or not, whatever, but you are done.

[Submariner]

12. What an insult to Lincoln and Bush's mother

[Inland]

14. LOL! nt

[NEDem]

15. thats good!

very funny

[ET Awful]

26. LMFAO . . .

Well done! :rofl:

[Inland]

13. "W, pull yourself together and SPEAK ENGLISH!"

"We died sixty years and more before The Bomb and we STILL know it's 'nuclear', not 'nucular'."

[BringEmOn]

16. What they're really praying...

[liberalhistorian]

29. ROFLMAO!

True enough, true enough! They would both have hated him, and Jefferson even more so.

[grateful581]

89. you fixed it !

thank you

[rzemanfl]

17. There is a book of Nazi art somewhere and they are using it for

inspiration.

[flakey_foont]

18. maybe they should pray with this guy

<<http://www.miggy.net/multimedia/preacher.htm>>

[burythehatchet]

19. Oh yeah, the Presidential Prayer Team

Where I used to work the owner gave them to employees to put on their cars.

[Mythsaje]

20. ROFL!

Both Washington and Lincoln would've loathed Bush. I won't even mention what Jefferson would have thought about him.

edited because I'm watching Bill Maher and typoed.

[rpannier]

21. They've got their hands on his shoulders and their heads are bowed

because they're praying that he can't get any dumber and that he'll be out of office in a few weeks.

[FooFootheSnoo]

23. That brings tears to my eyes...

from laughing so hard. That stuff always cracks me up!!

[Kierkegaard]

25. Our forefathers are spinning in their graves...

Anyone who believes that Washington and/or Lincoln would be anything less than horrified at the prospect of this moron running our country is truly delusional.

This is obnoxious.

[jusb]

30. Texas Monthly

About a year ago Texas Monthly ran an article about a woman who was arrested for throwing "Passion Parties" for her lady friends. (Passion Parties are like tupperware parties, except for instead of selling plastic food containers, they sell adult toys and such)

So in this article, there was a photo of the lady and her mom who filed the complaint leading to the arrest of the woman.
The lady and her mom were sitting in their living room, in front of that painting.
I thought it was hilarious.

[derby378]

71. You beat me to it

I don't know how to tell the rest of you this, but Nero has inspired such blind loyalty from so many of my fellow Texas that you wouldn't think he was a carpetbagger.

[-..__...]

31. PhotoShop Stalin on * 's left and Hitler on his right.

Yeah, I know it's excessive and not a fair comparison, but neither is the original pic.

Besides... it would bring Freeper blood to a boil. :evilgrin:

[Endangered Specie]

64. How about Mussolini and Mao Zedong insted...

be creative ;)

[RoyGBiv]

32. Dear Lord,

Please heal this monstrous bastard that has invaded our house, taken the liberties for which we fought so hard, and defiled the institution we once headed.

And if that isn't possible, Dear Lord, please give us the strength to break his arms off at the shoulders and beat him with them.

[Faygo Kid]

33. Post a link!! Where is this garbage?

None of us have any illusions that there are people who actually worship Bush; who think God has chosen this cretin to rule us. But, this is putrid.

[MadisonProgressive]

42. I got it from this site

http://www.watsonswildlife.com/praying_for_peace_RD.htm

[hootinholler]

34. Can't somebody photoshop Jefferson Choking him?

Or Teddy R.?

-Hoot

[Faygo Kid]

41. Jefferson, hell. Millard Fillmore and Warren Harding are offended.

There has never been, and hopefully never will be, a more incompetent, venal, ignorant, mean-spirited, lying sack of shit to occupy the White House. Excuse me if I was vague here.

[PA Democrat]

56. OMG! The emperor has no clothes!

[gordianot]

62. There are a few possibilities.

I cannot evem bring myself to name some of the Repuke possibities. Honestly though how could it be worse?

[fishwax]

36. bwahahaha

:rofl:

[Book Lover]

37. To place our only Cincinnatus beside the current warmonger...

Do I cry or laugh? Unfortunately, I can only imagine what Washington would have thought of the Bush family dynasty.

[applegrove]

38. A closet gay on one side, a slave-owner on another.. yeah -thats about

right!

[Faygo Kid]

47. Harsh. Very harsh. Lincoln wasn't gay, but you call that an evil.

Glad you have it figured out. Congratulations.

[applegrove]

53. I didn't imply Lincoln was evil. I think the slave-holder is. The point

with Lincoln was the hypocricy in the WH today. How so many of their political possy trade rights for power. Lincoln, if he was gay, didn't have the option so he wasn't a hypocrite. If Lincoln had worked as "cooper" he still could not have acted on his gayness.. if he was.

Don't ya think it is odd that the man who fought slavery and the man who thought it was needed are on both sides of Bush? As if that makes any sence?

Of course it doesn't. This is a picture for freepers.

[Left Is Write]

39. Gross.

[Rocknrule]

40. Someone please photoshop this pic right now!

[FreedomAngel82]

43. Oh disgusting!

Is that a Yankee soldier? Should be a Confedrate. And how dare they put Lincoln next to him! Lincoln didn't like organized religion and Bush is abusing it.

[MadisonProgressive]

46. That's the father of our country

[SammyWinstonJack]

48. .

:rofl: :rofl: Is it just me or does Pinhead** resemble his buddy Pat Robertson in that pic? :yoiks:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

49. I started noticing earlier in the week . . .

. . . that, indeed, Shrub is morphing into Mr. 700 Club himself.

For one thing, his hair has gone totally Brillo. What's with that? And his eyes are completely whacked out in a way makes my stomach hurt.

If the news gets any stranger, the photos any more surreal, I must assume that someone has put LSD in my Diet Coke.

Strange, strange days, indeed.

[SammyWinstonJack]

61. Glad to know I'm not the only one. Scary when they start morphing into

one another. :hide:

[genie_weenie]

50. Hurray this is GREAT!

Ghosts can energy drain normal humans or occupy their bodies, of course Lincoln might keep us in Iraq...

[rockymountaindem]

52. "George W. Bush, we're so disappointed in you..."

My guess is that Mr. Lincoln and Mr. Washington are about to go into a good-cop/bad-cop routine there.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

54. LOL !!!

Now yer talkin' . . .

O8) :evilgrin:

[NoodleyAppendage]

55. "I see dead people."

So, the Soviet-style propaganda graphic is meant to reinforce King Chimp's supposed spiritual connection to gOD, but they use the ghosts of Washington and Lincoln to make the message. Hmmm...I thought ghosts and the supernatural were verboten in Xtian fundy land?

JB

[CrazyOrangeCat]

57. Good point. Next thing ya' know, they'll be using Ouija borads

and listening to Beatles records.

They're slippin'. Really slippin'.

:evilgrin:

[NoodleyAppendage]

60. Well, maybe Nancy Reagan opened up the Necronomicon?

She was into quite a bit of non-Xtian psychic crap...not very popular with the bucktoothed Repuke masses from what I heard.

[GreenPartyVoter]

58. *lol* They are thinking, "My God, what has he done to my country?!"

[Laelth]

59. You've only begun to scratch the surface ...

There are a lot of these cult-worship pictures out there. Try these:









http://www.prayforgeorgewbush.com/pages/236635/index.htm

http://www.presidentialprayerteam.org/site/PageServer?pagename=ppt_homepage

http://www.prayforbush.com/

:scared:

-Laelth

[NoodleyAppendage]

65. Seig Heil! I seem to remember something about deification and Hitler.

Hitler and his propaganda masters used the same technique of associating their leadership with the mystical to denote a sense of purpose and strength. King Chimp is NO DIFFERENT. He's only constrained by the lack of martial law...I'm sure that's in the works after they trump up another US terrorist attack.

BTW - fuck you Echelon/NSA fuckers. It's called free speech. Eat shit.

JB

[Art_from_Ark]

74. Here you go

[NoodleyAppendage]

82. Yep! That's the picture! Uncanny how similar it is to the Bush trash.

History is repeating itself...at least in propagandized art.

JB

[CrazyOrangeCat]

72. With regards to that first (and very surreal) pic . . .

Somewhere, I've seen a painting of Hitler, done at the same angle, with the same tones, colors, feel, etc . . .

They're using Nazi propaganda pix for templates.



:wow:

[Laelth]

80. I think I know the one ...

... you're talking about. It's likely one of these two, in any case.





It comes as no surprise that the Bushbots are regurgitating NAZI propaganda. * has inherited its followers and its traditions.

-Laelth

[CrazyOrangeCat]

83. Thank you!

(This is some Spooky shit!)

:yoiks:

[mondo joe]

75. Why is he wearing David Byrne's old big suit in that first pic?

[Magginkat]

78. Enuf' to Gag a Maggot !

[Mutley]

95. Hmm. I wonder if that prayforgeorgewbush.com prayed for Clinton.

Considering this bible verse they have on their homepage, I surely hope they did:

Romans 13:1 "Everyone must submit to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except from God, and those that exist are instituted by God."

[many a good man]

66. Here he is with the real "founder" of our nation

[LynnTheDem]

67. Was this an 8- yr old freeper?

Either a child, or a bit feeble-minded (to put it politely)

[cssmall]

69. Wow, it's a religious icon.

Nice to know they've replaced Christ with Bush.

[MellowOne]

70. He's the anti-Christ

For sure, lol

[Jara sang]

76. I've seen that mural

It's right next to the gate that says "Albeit Macht Frei"

[Cascadian]

79. While we are on the subject of personality cults....

That painting of Bush with true presidents Lincoln and Washington is a blasphemous example of personality cult. Our presidents WERE NEVER meant to be a part of personality cults. The following pictures are.....











I invite anybody to photoshop those pictures and places bushes face on them!

John

[many a good man]

84. Great post!

:kick:

[Cocoa]

81. Bush is living up to their wiretapping legacy

:toast:

[Libby2]

85. That's funny!

The follow up would be they kick his stupid ass.

[salin]

86. seem to be missing the commandment about idolotry

ironic that they can not recognize this.

[jarnocan]

87. money talks BU**SH** walks

[Octafish]

88. Morley's Ghost would be more appropriate...

[Minnesota Libra]

90. HOW F...... DARE THEM INSULT LINCOLN AND WASHINGTON....

.....that way.:puke: What is the phone number/web site for Home Land Security anyway?? :nuke: You know that has got to be the work of a terrorist!!!! :grr:

[XanaDUer]

91. Why do freeps love silly, kitschy crap like this?

A la, a pic of John Wayne with an American flag superimposed over his scowling visage as he searches the plain for some injuns or commies to kill?

Does freeperdom relegate one to gravitating towards bad taste?

[JitterbugPerfume]

92. that is scary

on many levels

[Rocknrule]

93. The fact that these people would pick

a man with the intelligence of a breath mint as their personal deity alone shows how stupid and incapible of rational thought they really are

[npincus]

94. that's the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen

[Mutley]

100. No, THAT is the funniest thing I've ever seen!

:rofl:

[npincus]

102. oh, thank you

I'm a PhotoShop novice...

[Mutley]

103. It's brilliant! I can't even do that, though.

I'm a photoshop dummy. :D

[npincus]

104. gee... I'm blushing now.

thanks!

[Mutley]

105. No problem.

;)

[Arugula Latte]

96. BWAAAAAAH!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[johnaries]

97. Washington and Lincoln were PROGRESSIVES!

That rumble you feel is not an earthquake, it's both of them turning over in their graves.

[dysfunctional press]

98. so lincoln and washington are bowing their heads in shame...

and concentrating very hard on making shrub's head explode...

anyway, that's what i see.

[neweurope]

99. That is very, very scary.

Very scary.

----------

Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[crankybubba]

101. a better pic

the antodote to the freeper pic

[Katherine Brengle]

106. puke...

:puke:

:puke:

:puke:

[Generic Other]

107. Here's what they were commemorating

[Kerrytravelers]

108. My first reaction:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

109. They both look worried

As well they should, with this occupant of the WH. I can hear them now...

"Son, yer in over yer head, get out now, for the good of the country."

[elehhhhna]

110. ...and they hung their heads in shame.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

116. As well they should. n/t

[nemo137]

111. Did anyone notice the Statue of Liberty and Iwo Jima memorial?

They're covering all they fucking iconographic bases.

[SoCalDem]

112. Looks like Lincoln's holding a barf-bucket..n/t

[alfredo]

113. Another anti bush image

[Initech]

114. Wow, that's a slap in the face to both Jefferson and Lincoln.

Jefferson stood for everything that Bush is against, too! :puke:

[dorkulon]

115. Another better pic

[Kerrytravelers]

117. Love it!

:spray: :rofl:

[B Calm]

118. Republicans are always trying to build a legacy for their politicians.

Reagan was the worst presidents I've seen in my life time. Man oh man did they ever build Reagan's legacy.. Stopped the cold war, slowed inflation, blah blah blah.. Of course it was all a bunch of crap, but the sheep ate it up!

[mzmolly]

119. ROFLMAO

:rofl: They are such simple folk.