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Fri Feb-24-06 12:33 AM
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You And The Giggling Murderer Alone In An Elevator-It Gets Stuck... |
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What do you say? Hmmmm...
Shit, I don't know. Guess I'll have to think about this one myself.
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Tom Yossarian Joad
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Fri Feb-24-06 12:34 AM
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1. Ahhh. That happens all the time. |
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(That a B writer meets Hollywood)
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Fri Feb-24-06 01:40 AM
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6. Just musing? Does claustrophobia count as an insanity defense? |
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I'd hate for someone to get hurt while someone wildly flailed their arms in a mad panic.
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Fri Feb-24-06 01:03 AM
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2. I would be climbing the walls |
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trying to get as far away as possible and not because of claustrophobia.
George Bush**. Just because you think own this country doesn't mean that you have the power to run the rest of us. For 6 years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!
I'm not really all that Christian but I would not want to tell a single human being the things I want to say to him, I just could not do it.
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Fri Feb-24-06 01:55 AM
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Muse, I LOVE the use of Auntie Em's rant against **!! It so easily fits!
"And pay no attention to the man behind the curtain..."
JR
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Fri Feb-24-06 01:05 AM
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3. Is The Giggling Murderer Bush? If so, I would say "we're gonna... |
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...impeach you, megalomania or not! And maybe even put you in the can!"
Then I'd put in my earplugs for the inevitable screaming.
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Fri Feb-24-06 01:33 AM
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4. I accidently beat him to a bloody pulp |
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and then blame it on someone from the UAE who escaped thru the top of the car.
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Fri Feb-24-06 01:40 AM
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"You know what--you really do look like a chimp!"
and maybe...
"How does it feel to be responsible for the deaths of thousands of human beings? Does it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, or are you just a cyborg?"
I probably would have to smack him around a little, just for the cathartic value of it...
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Fri Feb-24-06 01:58 AM
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8. Be careful how you answer this one ... Big Brother is watching ... |
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... now we know for sure!
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Fri Feb-24-06 11:39 PM
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28. If they ARE watching, I've got one choice finger raised in salute! |
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Fri Feb-24-06 02:00 AM
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9. You know what I would do? |
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I would seriously just talk to him. I would love to just listen to him explain where he is really coming from, or at least where he thinks he is coming from. I think actually taking Bushco seriously is a major step to taking the GOP down.
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Fri Feb-24-06 02:06 AM
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I think I would do the same. I know he would go down in flames regardless of the debate topic. :)
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Fri Feb-24-06 02:09 AM
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11. Taking BushCo seriously... |
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I think a lot of us are too quick to dismiss the repugs. We should work very hard to take them on point by point in the arena of ideas.
I wouldn't even debate him, its not like I am going to change his mind. But I could learn A LOT from just listening to him talk.
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Fri Feb-24-06 02:23 AM
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12. The debate would show his hand.... |
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Turn the cameras off and with his multiple brains away a good mild mannered debate (lean to his side, you know how to do that) and shrub may just show his hand. I'm with ya. A little honey and you might just catch the bear....
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Fri Feb-24-06 02:25 AM
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he would come and say something awful. My bet is that he really does think he is doing good work for the country and human race - I JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW HE GETS TO THAT CONCLUSION. I just wish I understood how the right thinks.
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Fri Feb-24-06 02:27 AM
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You would have to speak to him on a personal level to understand that... It would just take the right honey to catch that bear...
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Fri Feb-24-06 04:19 PM
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26. Draw a line down the middle of the car and tell him stay on his |
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own damn side and keep the fuck quiet, because I wouldn't be in a mood to listen to some lying scheming asshole if I were stuck in an elevator with that!
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Fri Feb-24-06 02:32 AM
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15. Nothing. I'd cut a fart ......... |
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Fri Feb-24-06 02:33 AM
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16. I'd expect nothing less from you, Crazy! |
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Fri Feb-24-06 02:47 AM
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17. I'd ask him, "How come your doing such a lousy job as President and |
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Fri Feb-24-06 02:58 AM
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18. Wouldn't bother turning the IPod off n/t |
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Fri Feb-24-06 03:10 AM
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19. I would ask him pt blank if he really believes in god. |
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Or is he using God as a way a galvanizing the right wing. I would than ask if he believes in god if he could explain the theological reasoning behind his polices. And than finally when the elevator is finally fixed, I will ask those fine young men in thier nice white coats, to come and take me away.
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Fri Feb-24-06 03:29 AM
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20. You And The Giggling Murderer Alone In An Elevator-It Gets Stuck... |
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Easy.
"Mr. Bush, it's God's will that I have this access to you! I can finally warn you! Barbara, Laura, Cheney, Rice, Halliburton, Diebold and some top republicans in the Senate and House are going to kill you! It's God's will that you eliminate such a threat! Clearly you were selected by God to lead our country, and you must defend yourself! I don't want to know or when how you do it, but God Bless You! You never saw me or heard me! Goodbye!
(Ladyship, who is finally home after Mr. Ladyship suffered both double pneumonia and ulcerative colitis and had to be rushed to hospital twice. He's doing much better, and he gave me this idea, hee hee )
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Fri Feb-24-06 04:14 PM
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24. He's so stupid that just might work! |
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Fri Feb-24-06 06:17 AM
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21. As far as I'm concerned he is not my President |
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And as far as he is concerned I am not even a real American, so nothing I could say would be of any value to him, or worth the effort to me.
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Fri Feb-24-06 06:30 AM
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22. I'd ask him for an autograph |
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then I'd smile and ask him if he had any idea how much money I'll make when I sell it following his impeachment. I'd then turn up my portable CD player and play Lennon's Gimme some Truth and sing along until I was rescued.
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Fri Feb-24-06 04:16 PM
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25. I'd start counting my fingers and toes |
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over and over again....
One little Iraqi baby killed by your bombs...Two little Iraqi babies killed by your bombs....three little Iraqi babies killed by your bombs...
:evilfrown:
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Fri Feb-24-06 04:19 PM
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27. Me: So, I hear you're really bad in bed and can't keep a hard on. |
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Fri Feb-24-06 11:44 PM
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I can't imagine he is a very good conversationalist.
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Fri Feb-24-06 11:52 PM
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30. I'd engage him in a conversation about USSID 18 |
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I've read it, he hasn't.
One problem, though: If you're in an elevator with Shrub when his head explodes from being called on his bullshit, head chunks are going to get all over you. How, exactly, do you explain Dubya Bush Head Chunks All Over You without being called a liar?
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