Big Dick Is Getting So Fat! ---pix--->>>

[Stephanie]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060224/480/4d5086172ccc4452b3b04ec406e2785d



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[Arugula Latte]

1. Dick's cheeseburger apologized to the media for causing

poor Dick any sadness and trouble ...

[CatWoman]

8. lololololololol!!!!!!!

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

17. Big Dick probably has a Peanut Butter & Lard sandwich for lunch (

[Kadie]

19. ROFL

:spray: :rofl:

[havocmom]

2. The phrase "no-neck monster" comes to mind

[Dr.Phool]

7. I good thing about us people with no necks is

They'll never be able to hang us!

[Stephanie]

26. Then Dick should count himself very lucky!

[liberal N proud]

3. Retaining fluid?

Ready for a stroke?

[catmandu57]

36. That's my guess

That was the stated reason for his recent hospital visit, the drugs are making him retain fluid, that and congestive heart failure. Ole snarlin deadeye aint going to make it to 2008 looking like this.

[Libby2]

4. Brownie is looking kind of puffy too. n/t

[Stephanie]

9. that's Card

[Libby2]

25. Oh, I should have specified, I didn't mean this picture.

From watching brownie on the tube. Sorry.

[Kerrytravelers]

5. Perhaps some binge eating?

One may crave comfort food when one's policies and greed cause the deaths of hundreds of thouusands of innocent people.

Just sayin'. :shrug:

[VOX]

14. And a few of "nature's tranquilizers" when the sun's past the yardarm...

And, every hour of the day, the sun's past the yardarm somewhere in the world! :evilgrin:

[Kerrytravelers]

18. Especially when you're going penned bird hunting and have a rifle.

It's always best to be on blood thinners, to drink and then to go shooting guns while hunting.

Hey, even better--- shoot your buddy and then have HIM apologize for being in the way of YOUR gun!

:crazy:

[Hubert Flottz]

6. That looks like a beer belly to me!

And it takes more than one a day to do that!

[shaniqua6392]

10. Gee, I hope his heart does not explode!

That would be so horrible. What would the country do without him???? :sarcasm:

[Stephanie]

12. I hope his arteries do not clog completely!

I hope he doesn't keel over right there in the Oval!

[tridim]

11. All I can think of is Jon Stewart's Penguin-esque impression

every time I see a pic of The Dick.

Raaaaaaa Raaaaaaa Raaaaaaa...

[Virginia Dare]

23. It's the Penguin! EOM

[tridim]

33. Yep, The Penguin.. My bad.

[la la]

13. Huh!

Fathead!

[Ksec]

15. HEY HEY HEY.. LOVE TO PLAY FOOTBALL

Some of you probably dont get the above.

[Maru Kitteh]

21. He can't play no football now, Mushmouth is busy

selling the country to the highest bidders.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

16. I don't care WHAT you say...he was GREAT in Plan 9 From Outer Space.

:evilgrin:

[TahitiNut]

20. Well, he's eaten three countries!

And he's contemplating eating a fourth. One word: insatiable.

[Twist_U_Up]

22. Too much booze. nt

[Virginia Dare]

24. There is nothing under his skin

but a rotting pile of stink.

[obreaslan]

27. Unfortunately, the blood of young babies is fattening....

He'll have to cut back to just 3 or 4 babies a week.

:evilgrin:

[Swamp Rat]

30. and "quail"

[Bake]

28. That must be really hard on his "heart"

Or whatever he uses to pump the hydraulic fluid through his system.

Bake

[xchrom]

29. three of my ordinarily favorite words

used in an extremely unfortunate descriptive sequence.

:eyes:

[Stephanie]

37. I know!

it's rather tragic

[TallahasseeGrannie]

31. Geez

remind me not to post MY picture.

You think HE's fat?

Sometimes I forget the way folks think about fat people. Thanks for the reminder.

[Stephanie]

35. I'm not comparing Dick to anybody but himself

[AlCzervik]

32. well babies have a high fat content, he needs to cut back at least one

infant a day.

[Historic NY]

34. He had to eat a lot of quail........its hard work shooting them and

your buddy.