Now that the middle east is spinning out of control, where should Bush

[11 Bravo]

turn his attention next? The way I look at it, we've been lucky so far. On his watch we have only had one major American city disappear, only suffered one catastrophic terror attack, only partially dismantled the social safety net, not completely bankrupted our treasury, and only fucked up the SCOTUS for the next 40-50 years. Just imagine how dire the situation would be if the jug-eared little prick were actually focused on this country. Nope, we need to get him "helping" somewhere else. I recommend Australia. (I apologize to my Aussie brothers and sisters, but it's your turn in the barrel.)

[gizmo1979]

1. I'd say it's about time to

head to Crawford.Cut some Brush you know clears the head.HAHAHA.

[LiberalEsto]

4. But that's hard work! nt

[lldu]

2. Wristbands

How many Iraquis do you see wearing WWBD wristbands?

[lectrobyte]

3. They were catapulting the propaganda about Venezuela

a while back...

[NickB79]

5. MARS!!!

And human animal hybrids, and baseball players taking steroids.

We'll explore Mars with steroid-injecting, human-animal hybrid baseball players! That will galvanize the American public behind him, no doubt about it.