ARMED CHENEY TO GUARD PORTS

[proud2BlibKansan]

February 23, 2006


Shotgun-packing Veep Offers Solution to Port Controversy

Attempting to defuse the controversy over the decision to place the
operation of several key American ports in the hands of a company based in
Dubai, Vice President Dick Cheney said today that he would personally
patrol those ports with a 28-gauge shotgun.

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"If anyone tries any funny business at one of our nation's ports,
they're going to have to answer to this!" he declared, brandishing his
shotgun for the benefit of reporters.

Moments after Mr. Cheney pulled out the firearm, however, the room
cleared, as skittish reporters ran for their lives.

"I have never been more terrified in my life than when Dick Cheney
whipped out that gun," said NBC's White House correspondent David Gregory.
"I was sure I was a goner."

more . . .
http://www.borowitzreport.com/archives.asp

[stellanoir]

1. save us from aberrant quail

I'm so-o-o relieved

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. This Borowitz guy is freakin hilarious

[Spinzonner]

3. quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

[rpgamerd00d]

4. Terrorists would just dress up as quails and be totally safe.... :)

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. Yep they know not to dress up as 68 year old lawyers

:rofl:

[henslee]

5. From his car with a picnic basket?