What would you say to pResident Bush

[bottomofthehill]

My wife and I were talking last night and I went off on my why this Administration is so fucked up. Tax cuts for the rich, medicare plan, ports deal, domestic spying, IRAQ, IRAQ, IRAQ, the Plame outing, a whole host of issues and how they have lied about them and tramples on the Constitution.

She asked me what I would say to smirk if I had 90 seconds with him.

What would you say?

[salin]

1. How does it feel to be the man in charge

of the collapse of the United States? Or perhaps... 'so aside from your soul - what else does the Devil get?'

[babylonsister]

2. Great question! I'd say, "Everything you touch turns to shit; go

away and leave us Americans to try to sort out all the damage you've done. Resign, retire, but do the right thing and leave before your anti-Midas touch screws anything up even more."

[tularetom]

3. If you're such a big cowboy

how come we never see pictures of you on a horse?

[annabanana]

4. I have nothing to say to him...

I would spit, turn on my heels and walk away.

[Selatius]

5. I only have this to say to him:

You can try to escape justice and punishment for those you harmed or killed through your actions, and you may succeed or fail. Regardless of what happens, you will never escape God's judgment. You will pay if you refuse to answer for what you have done to the people you were supposed to lead and protect and for what you've done to the world.

[mdmc]

6. Did you know that Poppy's biggest fear was that he might

taint the "Walker" name? America's shame is dubya's shame.

[AndyA]

7. I would tell Bush

That he is the worst President EVER.

He is an embarrassment to the United States of America.

He is a liar, a bigot, and a thief.

He has compromised our Constitution, our civil liberties and rights, and our security.

He has bankrupted this country financially and emotionally.

He has divided us like no one ever before.

I would then point out to him that he has evaded serving his country, and failed at everything he's attempted to do.

Then I would point out that if the elections and the Supreme Court had been honest, he would have never been President.

Then I would tell him his very presence is an insult and an affront to everything I believe in.

I would turn around and walk away from him.

I only get 90 seconds?

[RC]

8. George walker bu$h...? "You are under arrest for crimes against..."

WARNING OF RIGHTS
1. You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions. Do you understand?
2. Anything you do say may be used against you in a court of law. Do you understand?
3. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. Do you understand?
4. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. Do you understand?
5. If you decide to answer questions now without an attorney present you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Do you understand?
6. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present?

"Please remove your shoes, coat, shirt and pants and put on this orange jump suit."

http://publicdefender.cjis20.org/miranda.htm

[twenty4blackbirds]

17. okay I've changed my mind

I'd like to say "Citizen's arrest!" :-) would it work? can it work? Who wants to try it?

[acmejack]

9. I'd tell him I swore to defend my Country against all her enemies

be they foreign or domestic & then I would proceed to beat the living crap out of him. Or at least give it the best try I could muster out of this poor old body, which hasn't had the benefit of the pampering he has received over his luxurious life.

[liberal N proud]

10. I don't think I could say anything to him with out getting enraged

I am sure that if I got 5 seconds to talk to the SOB, the SS would haul me off to Gitmo or some other detention camp.

Not that I have to worry, I don't give any money to the repukes and there for will never be in a situation where I would have to talk to him.

Last time I was in DC the motorcade went past, I simply turned my back to the street.

[hyphenate]

11. I would ask him

why he thinks he's a better person than 99% of the rest of the country, and why he doesn't mind killing so many people both here and abroad, and then ask him how much coke he did during his lifetime to have it mess up his brain so damned much. And then I would tell him straight out that he's an asshole and that I hate him.

[TahitiNut]

12. It'd make as much sense to converse with dog turds while walking.

Too many on DU have some bizarre delusion that what Junior "thinks" or "feels" is somehow relevant. It's not. He doesn't. He's a pathological narcissist - Naricissistic Personality Disorder, with secondary Antisocial Personality Disorder. It's a malignant disorder that completely consumes him - his appetite for a narcissistic supply are patently insatiable. He is, in effect, no longer a rational being and incapable of "feeling" or "thinking" anything other than serving his disorder.

He belongs in prison - in a padded cell - for the rest of his miserable life.

[Call me Deacon Blues]

13. I know what you're thinking.

Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?



This a joke, of course. For entertainment purposes, only!! Ann told me it was OK! :)

[Minnesota Libra]

14. I'd talk slow so he'd get every word and I'd say.........

......."You've had fun screwing the country over these past years. Oh but one rule of the universe is that what you do to others eventually comes back to bite you in the ass. I just hope I'm there to see it happen."

[twenty4blackbirds]

15. "who do you empathise with?"

Good Answer: 'jobless Americans who have lost their homes and lifestyle because I have helped outsource their jobs to the Indian continent growing middle-class'
Bad Answer: 'I empathise with jobless Americans who have lost their homes and lifestyle because I have helped outsource their jobs to the Indian continent growing middle-class'

A psychopath understands empathy and how to use it for their own personal gain.

I have nothing to say to him whatsoever. His brain is so uptight all that anything I want to get through the sapskull head will not even stir one iota of his thought because the guy doesn't believe anyone he doesn't want to believe in. His eyes would glaze over with boredom and those eyebrows will overemote the moment I am standing in front of him.

on third thoughts, there probably are no 'good answers' to this question. :shrug:

[Inland]

16. "I'd like to discuss important matters. Is Karl around?" nt

[patricia92243]

20. lol

[Caretha]

18. Good question

and one I've often fantasized myself. Only one problem, I only get so far with the mental fantasy and can't quite think of what to say or ask...it may be because in my fantasy he can't reply.

Fantasy goes like this - He is sitting in one of my kitchen chairs with arms on it and is completely duct taped to the chair. Each ankle is duct taped to each leg, his wrists are duct taped to the chair arms, and he has duct tape over his mouth.

Oh well....I don't think I give a rat's ass what he has to say.


Disclaimer - my psychologist told me 20 years ago to fantasize my anger and angst out of my system.

[bottomofthehill]

24. Funny, I did not know what I would say either

[Gormy Cuss]

19. I'd stare at him, wordless.

I've been told that I have a very intimidating glare.

[linazelle]

21. Go play in traffic. Please! nt

[bottomofthehill]

23. My dad said that all the time

[WinkyDink]

22. "So, how does it feel being a gay psychopath?"

It would be fun to hear which he'd deny first.

[Rosco T.]

25. to Quote the Donald... "you're fired"

cliche.. but effective

[deutsey]

26. I missed meeting Rumsfeld by a couple hours

He was at a local event where I was going to do volunteer work with my son (his Cub Scout pack was running a concession stand). Rummy apparently has bought a house in the vicinity and he stopped by the booth to talk with the Scouts and their parents (most of whom just thought that was the coolest thing :eyes:...Yes, I'm struggling with my son's involvment in the CS, but that's a different issue).

Had we signed up for the earlier shift, I would have been there when Rummy came by. I don't know what I would have said (especially since it would have been a total surprise). In hindsight, I hope I would have been sharp (and brave) enough to ask him if he's recruiting Cub Scouts for service Iraq now.

[Vickers]

27. In this fantasy, is he on record/sworn in, and does he HAVE to tell the

truth?

:shrug:

If so, I would ask why he gave up his flight status in the National Guard.

The answer would destroy him.

[leftchick]

28. you are going to hell for all of the death and suffering you have caused

God told me so.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

29. I'd challenge him to a duel.

[happydreams]

30. I better not say. I would probably go to jail for my thoughts.

:mad:

[Rocknrule]

31. Avada Kedavra!

That is all :evilgrin: