Bush Port Security Jokes Wanted.

[louis c]

I'm a firm believer in ridicule as a political weapon. Once very understandable jokes are told and laughed at, the butt of these jokes has political trouble. There's an old political saying that once you appear in jokes on late night TV, your all done. That may be a little bit too much of an exaggeration, but you get the point. Let me start you off with two of my own:

(1) George Bush told us the truth when he said that he would never negotiate with terrorists.

He always accepts their first offer.

(2) George Bush told us that he would never allow terrorists to take over America.

But for the right price, they can lease it.

Please add any that you've heard or have concocted yourself. Let's have fun while we save America.

[ThoughtCriminal]

1. Posted this one a few days ago

We're fighting them there...

...so they can own us here.

[soupkitchen]

2. Very funny stuff

[louis c]

5. Thanks

[Up2Late]

3. How about, "I'm from the Federal Government and I'm here to Help!

Or just check out the Joke at this link: <http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=2481010&mesg_id=2481010>

[Solly Mack]

4. I keep trying to recall a really good one I heard that nailed Shrub's

hypocrisy wonderfully. Hopefully someone will post it.

[louis c]

6. kick in the morning

[Peter Frank]

7. My post on this subject made it to the DU Blog...

Just Figured it Out (you heard it here first)...

Bush thought that "Dubai" is the way his name is pronounced in Arabic.

Blog -- http://www.democraticunderground.com/blogbox/06/052.html

Thread -- http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=488029


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