What would you do if you were president? - A Game

[Maine-ah]

http://kids.msn.com/?GT1=7756

This is a game for kids, however, you have to see the descriptions of the people you have to pick for your cabinet...

there are two dems, one a teacher, one a doctor both in favor for higher taxes. The republicans name is "Will Treehugger" who is for preserving national parks, establishing tougher polution standards, and opposes off shore drilling for oil in California and Florida.

A couple of others, one military, a former member of George Bush's cabinet, and a celebrity with no experience but lots of money.

[patricia92243]

1. The REPUBLICAN is a tree hugger??? Sounds like the game is off to a false

start from the very beginning. Must be a made by Republicans game to make everyone think Republicans really DO care about the environment.

[Maine-ah]

2. it's a kids game to boot

it's giving the kids the idea that repubs care about the enviornment and all that dems want to do is make taxes higher. wtf?

[rman]

3. public response to my budget:

"We love the new president"
"Great job"

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President Promises to Put Schools First

In his first press conference, President d presented a balanced budget to the American people.

The first item discussed in the press conference was the President's first priority in the budget. "Because an educated populace is the primary requirement for a healthy democracy.," the President said.

The President's budget called for 30% to fund education; 5% to support the military; 20% to be spent on crime prevention; 20% to fund the environment; and 25% to finance health care.

The President explained why less money was given to certain budget items. "Because our military already is the most powerfull in the world, and most people hate war anyway.," the President explained.

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I will probably be assasinated tomorrow.

[Maine-ah]

4. Great Job Mr. President!

that's funny, our budgets were almost exactly the same.

[rman]

5. They still love me as "W"

Must be payed shills, lol.

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The Military Will Stay Strong Under President W

In his first press conference, President W presented a balanced budget to the American people.

The first item discussed in the press conference was the President's first priority in the budget. "Because you never know which threats to Amercian interests will emerge in the future.," the President said.

The President's budget called for 0% to fund education; 100% to support the military; 0% to be spent on crime prevention; 0% to fund the environment; and 0% to finance health care.

The President explained why less money was given to certain budget items. "Because education is to expensive.," the President explained.

[Maine-ah]

6. ROFLMAO - I hadn't thought of taking it that route.

So, now it's no matter what he does the public has blind faith in the president and it's ok. Great message to the kids who are playing this game.

[Kierkegaard]

7. President Ass4Brains to Keep Citizens Healthy

In his first press conference, President Ass4Brains presented a balanced budget to the American people.

The first item discussed in the press conference was the President's first priority in the budget. "Why? Because If we`re all dead, WTF is the point of any of the other choices?," the President said.

The President's budget called for 0% to fund education; 0% to support the military; 0% to be spent on crime prevention; 0% to fund the environment; and 100% to finance health care.

The President explained why less money was given to certain budget items. "An uneducated public will vote for me no matter what I do. Can`t stay in power if the masses are smart enough to recognize me for the shit I am, can I? If we're all dead from Anthrax, Ricin, Bird Flu and terrist bombs, we don't need a military, crime prevention or an environment, right?," the President explained.

president Ass4Brains Names Top Advisors

During the news conference, the President also named his advisors, selecting Will Treehugger, General Betsy Battle, and Francesca Famous.

"Because they are bootlickers who will shill for me in the main stream media. Why wouldn`t I want subservient peons to do my bidding? Works much better as a dick-tatership, so long as I`m the dick-tater," the President announced.

On concluding his press conference, the newly sworn-in President of the United States continued to perform her first full day of duties.

[Maine-ah]

8. President Ass4Brains

:rofl: