If the last 5 years were a movie, what would it be called?

[Rocknrule]

Some suggestions:
Terror Wars Episode III: Revenge of the GOP
Chimpy Pothead and the Half-Wit President
Armageddon II
Bush Attacks!
Lord of the Crooks: Return of the King
Scary Movie 4

[DBoon]

1. Triumph of the Will?

nt

[Poiuyt]

38. Very good! Leni could do wonders with Bush

[leveymg]

132. * is a subject more suited to Roger Corman or John Waters

[tonka023]

144. too bad Divine is no longer with us

my first thought was that he could have played Jeffy Lube


but then I realized the tour de force performance would have
been the role of Mama Bush.

[TheWatcher]

82. Dupe

[TheWatcher]

83. Dupe. Sorry

[RagingInMiami]

116. Constitutional Crisis

[Tace]

2. Bummer!

[greenbriar]

3. nightmare in the United states

the fucking of america

[uppityperson]

4. Heart of Darkness

or has that already been done?

[Eric J in MN]

5. American Nightmare

nt

[benburch]

6. The Decline and Fall of The American Experiment. nt

[JanMichael]

7. Big Pile of Shit.

Redux

[Lisa]

8. A Series of Unfortunate Events

(if Daniel Handler's cool with it ... and judging by the jokes that have been appearing in his books lately, I bet he'd agree.)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. Jesus! What the fuck just happened?

or

Am I dreaming this shit up?

[EFerrari]

50. I like these.

:)

[CrazyOrangeCat]

10. Down the Rabbit Hole.

[Mythsaje]

11. Terror in the White House n/t

[flyarm]

12. dark shadows.............n/t

[Rocknrule]

13. Why didn't America take the blue pill?

[mnhtnbb]

14. Bush to America: Who Cares What You Think?

[mnhtnbb]

15. or Bush to the World: Who Cares What You Think?

[Rocknrule]

17. Bush to world:

[Jim Sagle]

16. Freddy in the White House - the Krueger Decade

:scared:

[AIJ Alom]

18. The Return of Bonzo !

Sequel to Bedtime for Bonzo.
http://movies2.nytimes.com/gst/movies/movie.html?v_id=4575

[Mabus]

28. Bedtime for America

Tagline: What happened while America slept will astound you.

[Dinger]

19. And Then There Were None (nt)

[HysteryDiagnosis]

20. I'm Shocked At Your Awe.... n/t

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

21. ~THe FiVe YeAr RaPE~

ouch.

[HeeBGBz]

22. Sux 2 B US n/t

[Rocknrule]

23. America's Evil Twin

[BringEmOn]

24. Spanking the Monkey

[jwirr]

25. Exodus II.

[jlayson]

26. Chickens Come Home to Roost or W shits in the Soup NT

[tulsakatz]

27. twilight zone!

[Hardrada]

29. Coward's End

[havocmom]

30. The Aliens All Wear Business Suits

This is actually a song I heard in 92 about the evils of corporations. Song puts forth the premise that the world is being taken over by an inhuman species. Seemed very humorous and mildly accurate at the time. Now, reverse that order.

[Rocknrule]

31. Cheney and Bush-Head Do America

Or, more appropriate, "screw America"

[BringEmOn]

32. "The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight"

[orleans]

33. wake me when it's over.

the crawford horror

[niyad]

34. bobby ewing's REALLLLY bad dream

[BringEmOn]

35. Bush II: The Pissing Continues

[jokerman93]

36. American Grotesque n/t

[stevietheman]

37. Something's Gotta Give

Oops, already taken

[linazelle]

39. How to get fucked by an elephant and live to tell about it. nt

[Rocknrule]

60. George Bush: The shag who spied me

[CAG]

40. Dumb and Dumber (darth vp and *) nt

[clarknyc]

41. Through The Looking Glass

[BringEmOn]

42. Dumbo Drop

[Catherine Vincent]

121. ROFL!

I was thinking of that movie to list and did a search to make sure no one thought of it. Love the pic! :rofl:

[kweerwolf]

43. Revenge of the Turds n/t

[BringEmOn]

44. Bush Happens

[tinfoilinfor2005]

45. Titanic. n/t

[Rocknrule]

46. Dumbo or The Lyin' King

[Mabus]

47. Journeys with George aka The Modern Epimetheus

The Madness of King George
The Holy Terror
The Tempest
The Silence of the Lambs
Oils Well that Ends Well
None Dare Call it Treason
Doublespeak Got Your Tongue
Conspiracy of Silence
Everything That I Always Wanted to Know About The End of The World (But Was Afraid To Ask)
Apocalypse Now
Hidden in Silence
The Unseen
Fear

[EFerrari]

48. Honey, I Shrunk the Constitution

[Rocknrule]

51. More like

Honey I Shat on the Constitution

[EFerrari]

55. Disney won't makes you. lol

:hi:

[YvonneCa]

53. I absolutely...

...LOVE it!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[theophilus]

49. Spurious George and the Collapse of Civilization as We Know It n/t

[KoKo]

52. "Revenge of the Nerds." (Most of the PNAC/Think Tank Crew are

so isolated from reality and average Americans that they are their "own group."

BTW,not dissing normal Nerds ....some of my best friends...and all that... are nerds.

[Rocknrule]

54. Animal White House

[EFerrari]

56. I think you got it. n/t

[Rocknrule]

193. "Was it over when the Iraqis bombed the WTC?"

:evilgrin:

[Connie_Corleone]

57. The Matrix Reborn

V for Vendetta II
When Republicans Attack!
Return of the Revenge of the Planet of the Apes
REPUBLICANS!(What happens when a nuclear accident unleashes giant-sized republicans?)

[alfredo]

58. Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue

[Sugar Smack]

86. We have a WINNER!!

:toast: :rofl:

[alfredo]

154. Oh, I thought you said Weiner.

Need more coffee.

[npincus]

92. LOL

[Rocknrule]

59. The Stand II

[Dem2theMax]

61. To Hell (and Back, I Hope) nt.

[Lindacooks]

62. America: The End Times

[hopeisaplace]

63. How to Succeed in Politics Without Really Trying

[Joe Fields]

64. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

[Katherine Brengle]

65. The Island of How the Hell Did That Happen?

-The Wonder Years (as in, No Wonder Everyone Hates Us!)
-The Many Vacations of the 43rd President
-The Vanishing II: Democracy Gone in the Blink of an Eye

Hmm... Why do I feel like this could go on forever?

:rofl:

[peacebuzzard]

66. Highway to Hell

[sakabatou]

67. The Madness of Boy-King George

[MurrayDelph]

68. So I cheered Up

...and they got worse

[leftofthedial]

69. Fucked

[BenDavid]

70. One big 'Cluster Fuck'

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

71. The World According to Doofus

[banana republican]

72. FELLINI's SATYRICON N/T

[OneBlueSky]

73. "Fucking Over the Planet in Five Easy Years" . . . n/t

.

[Hardrada]

74. They Call Me Mr. Fascist

Ship of Fools
F*U*B*A*R

[TheWatcher]

75. The Republican Horror Picture Show.

Featuring our Dear Leader Frank N. Fascist!

He Holds the Secret.....To Freedom.....ITSELF!

I wish we could do the Time Warp and have November 2000 Back.

With a couple of minor changes, of course.

[laylah]

76. Bend Over, They're Driving n/t

[NMMNG]

77. Dude, Where's My Nation?

:shrug:

[Hekate]

78. I Saw What You Did and I Know Who You Are: NSA Gone Wild

Hekate

[Hekate]

79. Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue: The Zomby Returns

Hekate

[Cronus Protagonist]

80. Star Trek: Holo-Wars

Maybe it's all a dream :)

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

81. Our Democracy: Gone With The Wind

[TheWatcher]

84. I Know What You Did On September 11th

[gauguin57]

106. ooooh ... lots of good contenders here, but I think this is my favorite

It would be wonderful if the White House suddenly received a million telegrams, every one of them saying, simply, "I Know What You Did on September 11th."

Let the media just TRY to ignore it after that.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

107. Of course, Western Union does not have telegrams

anymore. They just did away with them.

[gauguin57]

140. I KNOW! It'll have to be pretty postcards of our hometowns, then.

With "I Know What You Did on Sept. 11th" on the back in place of "Wish you were here"

[fujiyama]

85. "Fucked"

That probably wouldn't pass by the MPAA and would limit its release, so perhaps "Screwed".

Otherwise, "Descent into hell".

[Sugar Smack]

87. Titanic.

[dogday]

88. One World Odor

[foreverdem]

89. Jackass: The Goverment n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

90. Dead and Living It.

[zbdent]

91. "Oh, God! The takeover . . . "

[npincus]

93. The Bushpranos

[htuttle]

94. Godfather IV

[Art_from_Ark]

95. The Insanityville Horror

[Rocknrule]

146. We have a winner!

[lectrobyte]

96. Ha Ha Ha America

see this thread http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x523372

[malaise]

97. Chicken Hawk Coup n/t

[wishlist]

98. Brokedown Country n/t

[napi21]

99. Nightmare of a Nation! n.t

[leeroysphitz]

100. Red Dawn 2 n/t

[gauguin57]

101. The Silence of the Sheeple

Less Than Zero: Bush's IQ

Broadcast No News

Cry, the Beloved Country

Gone With the Windbag (The Scottie McClellan Story?)

Or, simply, "Dick" (remember that Kirsten Dunst/Michelle Williams movie?)

[spanone]

102. The Twilight Zone

[mdmc]

103. dOUblespeak

:kick:

[Sugar Smack]

104. 1984.

[atfqn]

191. Exactly

what first came to my mind. 1984.

[bunkerbuster1]

105. Springtime for Hitler

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

108. The Brotherhood of the Bell

[tgnyc]

109. Do the Wrong Thing

110. Cheney gang to chain gang - the true story n/t

[leveymg]

111. Panic in the Years Zero to Five

[Lerkfish]

112. Village of the Damned

[Gregorian]

113. Reservoir Republicans

Or

My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult. Despite the fact that that is the name of a band.

[rpgamerd00d]

114. ~ True Lies 2 ~

[rpgamerd00d]

115. ~ Liar, Liar 2 ~

[rpgamerd00d]

117. ~ My Big, Fat GOP Government ~

[stop the bleeding]

118. Planet of the Apes, / Hell // The End n/t

[rpgamerd00d]

119. ~ You've Got Mail ! (...and the NSA has already read it) ~

[rpgamerd00d]

120. ~ One Flew Into The Cuckoos Nest, Kicked the Cuckoo Out, and Took Over ~

[sofa king]

122. Honey, I Screwed the Kids

It's a shame "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" is already taken.

[rpgamerd00d]

123. ~ Invasion of the Election Snatchers ~

[Laura PourMeADrink]

124. Should Be: NUREMBURG TRIALS n/t

[newportdadde]

125. "The Money Pit"

[ThatsMyBarack]

126. Setting Sun

I was gonna say "The Day After", but that is taken.

[In Truth We Trust]

127. Nightmare on Main Street USA

[In Truth We Trust]

128. Fear and Loathing in AmeriKa

[GuvWurld]

129. Apocalypse How

[In Truth We Trust]

130. Brokeback Democracy

[GeorgeGist]

131. Meet the F**ckers

[Hell Hath No Fury]

133. "Butt-Fucked Without Lube"

Says is all. :(

[Dudley_DUright]

134. Bushwacked

The great Molly Ivins had it right long ago.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0375507523.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIlitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,32,-59_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[VOX]

135. "Dick and Karl's Bogus Journey." n/t

[Mikimouse]

136. Sauron Returns...n/t

[toymachines]

137. The disappearing of a nation.

[smoogatz]

138. Dick and W's Bogus Adventure? Nightmare on Pennsylvania Ave? nt

[SoCalDem]

139. Brokeback Nation

[boise1]

141. Armageddon Time for Bonzo

[FrenchieCat]

142. Fucked in America!

[Janice325]

143. From Hell It Came

[stepnw1f]

145. Neo-Con Toilette

the great undoing

the assholathon

Me Myself a Me

One Way Street

[tonka023]

147. Go Fuck Yourself: the final death race

Got to be some fear and loathing in there too.
Lots of oil, and terra.

[Bluerthanblue]

148. "Look Toto, we've landed in hell"

a line from the "Wizzard of ODD"

[KAT119]

149. Neo-Nazi in your face America Coup d'Etat!! n/t

[European Socialist]

150. Up Shite Creek without a paddle.

[DemExpat]

151. The Long Goodbye

to everything we hold dear about America.

DemEx

[skids]

152. Wrong Is Right.

[Cleita]

153. The Prince of Darkness goes to Washington.n/t

[Beacho]

155. "Escape From LA"

The Prequel

[BushOut06]

156. Buffcoat & Beaver Screw America

Duh. My sig has been saying it all along ;)

[AndyA]

157. Here are a few suggestions:

Terror At Home
Hitler Never Died
The Absent-Minded President
Sleeping with the Enemy
The China Syndrome
Criminal Conspiracy
The Fall of America
Dumb and Dumber
The Oil Is Always Richer On the Other Side
The Great American Conspiracy
Terror in the White House
Terrorist in the White House
The Sound of War
The Spy Who Loved Himself

(I know a few of these were already movies, but the titles still applied. ;))

[AndyA]

158. Big Dick and Little Half Wit n/m

[tomreedtoon]

159. It was already made! "Whoops Apocalypse."

And it exists in at least two versions. Get the ORIGINAL one, the British TV miniseries starring Barry Morse as the Reagan-like US President Johnny Cyclops, and John Cleese as the mercenary agent The Devil. It's a great, wacky, cynical look at the Reagan years, Iran, US support for tyrants, a right-wing preacher who crucifies student volunteers on the White House lawn, and a British Prime Minister who believes he's Superman.

Here's the description on IMDB:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083502/

[BringEmOn]

160. Camelback Mountin'

[TheBaldyMan]

161. The Unbearable Shite-ness of Being Republican

The Repug Horror Picture Show
The Madness of King George

[TheBaldyMan]

190. Swiftboating Private Ryan

this could be even better than the Lesbian thread!

[threadkillaz]

162. Malice in Blunderland

nt

[Warchild]

163. "The New Millenium Of Our Disconent"

//

[slide to the left]

164. The Wrong Stuff

8 Below: Bush's IQ
Final Destination: Iraq
Mission: Impossibly Stupid

[anarch]

165. Kingdom of Fear

I know it's a HST title, but it's just so appropriate.

[burythehatchet]

166. Easy

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[Iris]

167. The Dark Age

[tocqueville]

168. The Dubai Connection

[npincus]

169. The Texas Bush-Cheney Massacre

Bush-Cheney as "Leatherface"

[helderheid]

170. Project for a New American Century

[NoPasaran]

171. Things to Do in Denver When Your Democracy is Dead

[ContraBass Black]

172. Double-Plus Good

[madinmaryland]

173. National Nightmare

[tocqueville]

174. the Usual Suspects

[OBrien]

175. NUTWORK nt

[Alpharetta]

176. Heist

[opihimoimoi]

177. Lost Opportunities.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

178. The Rise and Fall of the American Empire.

[Sparkman]

179. Dubbya did Dallas, now U.S.

[MisterP]

180. Christmas Ape Goes To Camp David, starring Troy McClure

[Ksec]

181. Armageddon. The sequel

[formercia]

182. Life Sucks then you die in Iraq.

[zeemike]

183. Dial W for war

[PhilipShore]

184. The Manchurian President (2000)

[Greylyn58]

185. Well I came up with two titles

The Adventures of Buckaroo Bushie Across the 8th Dimension: Meet Buckaroo Bushie, crazed cowboy leader of the USA. Meet his band--the DC Neo-cons. Watch as they bleed the US treasury dry, shutter as they start a war with false information. Cry as the monkey boys try to change our very way of life.

...I feel like I've been living in the 8th Dimension since their arrival in 2000.


Army of Darkness A man is accidently transported to the year 2000 A.D. where he must battle the Army of the Free. Once there he has to quest the Necon-o-micon so they can send his sorry ass home.

...Oh God!!! Please return home!!!

[hopeisaplace]

186. While You Were SLEEPING

[Lilith Velkor]

187. *title redacted*

Sorry, that's classified.

[bo44]

188. The Wretched Stench

[Minnesota Libra]

189. How To Make Our Forefathers Turn Over In Their Graves Episode II nt

[Historic NY]

192. Highway to hell.................stop & pay the next toll.