King George's next facial bruise will come from:

[Cyrano]

Take your pick. This putz has found more ways to break his face than Wile E. Coyote. So before it happens, let's test our ESP.

[LSparkle]

1. Brick tossed by angry subject

who permeates the bubble.

[DS1]

2. After showing how people in Terxas eat REAL SPICY FOOD

LIKE MANLY MEN, and orders the hottest dang violindaloo thingy they got *beef, of course, in India* he goes home

a few hours later, while sitting on Chair Force One waiting for his next movement, it hits his butthole and he goes screaming into the wall in front of him.

:hurts:

True story.

[tonkatoy57]

3. Other

A cricket ball from an incensed Indian
or
A rock from an incensed Pakistani

[Catherine Vincent]

4. Dick Cheney

After the shooting incident, it was Dick all along that gave Bush his bruises.

[Rageneau]

5. It will come from the tip of KKKarl's Kock.

George has a habit of moving his mouth at just the wrong time.

[LSparkle]

8. LOL!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

10. Hello, stranger......

Welcome to DU.

And, might I add?

I love you.

(I might never stop laughing at this one .........) :nuke:

:yourock:

:applause:

[0007]

14. The dying quivers?

[BlueEyedSon]

6. An angry Emir

[KansDem]

7. "Other"

The Saudi king's belt buckle.

[Virginia Dare]

9. Walking into the door . n/t

[Arkansas Granny]

11. It's gotta be from tripping over the truth. Since he doesn't know

what the truth is, he wouldn't recognize it as an obstacle.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

12. If there is any God,

it'll come from the metal grille of my BIG car.

[Ecumenist]

13. OldLeftieLawyer....

I have to say it, I have been enjoying and reading your posts since november 4, 2004. You are honestly and truly the reason I first became interested in reading and loving DU and finally joined. You are a national treasure and I have to say that that this post had be laughing so much I hurt myself! Thanks to that righteous God for everything:rofl: :loveya: :hi:

[OldLeftieLawyer]

15. Lord,

I do love a good suckup.

You, dahlink, have won today's Beer-Drinking Pussycat!!!!!



and, thank you - you're very kind........<revving engine, looking around>)