Say something nice about W!

[WI_DEM]

I'll start. He isn't yet as wrinkled as the Gray Douche bag.

[NYCGirl]

1. I like his dog. NT

[DemoTex]

88. Bu$h "loves" the dog, too.

[boilerbabe]

105. Peed my pants laughing...good one! N/T

[Warchild]

110. BWAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

IM DYIN HERE, I'M DYING HERE!!!

[AX10]

2. His approval ratings are not quite at Nixon's Watergate levels yet.

[helderheid]

3. he got me to register to vote for the first time in my apathetic 28 years

[Che_Nuevara]

4. If he wasn't frighteningly dangerous,

he'd be kinda cute, in that chimpy, boyish kinda way.

[senseandsensibility]

89. I'm sorry, but

:puke:

[fooj]

5. Over my dead body. (I'm sure that W can arrange that)

Peace.

[salinen]

6. His daughters are cute

[neoblues]

8. Especially in the Dark...

and after a case of beer.

[Minnesota Libra]

16. You need help my friend! Those are the ugliest creatures.......

......on the face of the earth, other than maybe their grandmother. :eyes:

[Mr_Spock]

84. Impale them

:rofl:

[neoblues]

He has a nice house...

and helicopter... though, to be fair, they aren't his.

[Critters2]

7. Nice tie!

:patriot:

[KyuzoGator]

92. Remember that Amazing Technicolor Dreamtie he wore for one of the SOTU's?

It made all kinds of psychadelic patterns on television. Trippy!

[OhioBlue]

9. He inspired me

to become active in the Dem party.

[Roxy66]

74. He inspired me too.....

To pay attention to whats really going on .....thank you Dubya

[mnhtnbb]

10. His 30% base hasn't deserted him, yet!

[neoblues]

35. Are they for real? nt.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

11. He has a first-rate pig farm.

oops! (No piggies on the farm.)

Well, I tried.

[Canuckistanian]

12. He never looks worried

Or inquisitive. Or passionate. Or pensive.

[neoblues]

26. It's not just a "look"...

it takes an active mind, a healthy personality and respect for others in order to react to the situations he's caused with worry, inquisitiveness, passion or dissatisfaction. No mind, no worries, no questions. No conscience, no guilt, no cares. Bush's motto? "Don't Worry, I'm Happy"!

[Canuckistanian]

36. "Everything's taken care of"

He's probably heard that his whole life.

[BuyingThyme]

13. I like monkeys.

Some of them ride bikes well, but it takes a lot of practice.

[Lost-in-FL]

40. He helped set high standards...

for the worse president ever, he is the top "worse president in the world!!!"

[blondeatlast]

14. He looks handsome in a Stetson. Wait--that was Vince Vaughn (I'm

watching "Clay Pigeons.")

Sorry--I'm stumped.

[karlrschneider]

15. I'm glad he never met Will Rogers

Not sure if that's something 'nice' but it's the only thing I can think of.
;-)

[blondeatlast]

18. Not have as glad as Will is! nt

[Lisa]

68. I'm just imagining Will shrugging helplessly and saying "I got nothin'!"

Yes, I'm kind of mixing him up with Jon Stewart ...

[Art_from_Ark]

98. Yeah, Will would have had to retract his famous quote

"I never met a man I didn't like"

[neoblues]

17. He makes other politicians seem less bad...

by comparison... though there are some serious competitors.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

19. I have one

When he wets his pants in public, he never cries.

[mtnester]

20. I hope his retirement is nice

[neoblues]

43. and behind bars (the non-alcoholic type). nt.

[etherealtruth]

21. He has had some impressive job titles ...

... for a man of such limited intellectual capacity. (Of course he has performed as one would expect a narcissistic imbecile to)

[Scout1071]

22. Bushie's doing a heckuva job. nt

[flyarm]

23. no..my answer ..is no!..i would throw myself in front of a car racing 100

mph first!

fly

[fooj]

79. BWAHAHAHA!

Fooj & Flyarm hate Little Lord Pissypants with the intensity of 1000 suns! No will will ever be able to accuse us of lacking passion. LOL!

xoxoxoxo's!:pals:

[MadisonProgressive]

24. He's not the devil

(the devil ain't that fucking stupid.)

[neoblues]

31. but he may be... a Devil Wannabee. n/t.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

25. He's good at playing dress-up. n/t

[blondeatlast]

42. None too original, though. nt

[SalmonChantedEvening]

54. Aww cmon, he's a regular G.I. ......

Joke.

[GregW]

27. He defines the word, 'vapid'

:D

[Lost-in-FL]

28. He won't choke eating cheetos

[rzemanfl]

29. Without him I wouldn't know the meanings of "asshat" or "all hat,

no cattle" and would think the emperor has no clothes was a fairy tale. I would believe that there was only one pronunciation for the word "nuclear" and that fish and men were engaged in a constant struggle and could never co-exist peacefully. I would put food on my table instead of on my family. On second thought, fuck the ignorant, war-mongering, bible thumping, hypocritical bastard.

[LSK]

its the 1st letter of the word Wisconsin

[rzemanfl]

46. Which creates a problem for people have University of

Wisconsin hats and do not wish to be misunderstood. I have placed mine in retirement for the duration.

[Lisa]

69. plus Washington State!

These days, I bet there are a lot of people in Seattle hesitating before they say they went to "UDub".

[godai]

30. He seems to like Texas. I want to send him back ASAP.

Then he can drink and do drugs freely without worrying about the war and the world and all that hard stuff.

[northofdenali]

32. Unlike his pig VP (sorry, pigs)

he hasn't shot anyone.

That we know of.

Yet.

(sigh)

[bigtree]

33. hIS mURDEROUS rAMPAGES hAVE tHE nEATEST nAMES

oPERATION bREAK tHE wORLD

[Rocknrule]

71. What about

"The Allen Parson's Project" or "Preparation H" ?

[SofaKingLiberal]

34. I'm trying to think of something...

[Blue Belle]

37. He's made me want to be a stronger.... Democrat.

He's fired up my passion for politics and I cannot wait until he's doing his frog march out of the White House.

[in_cog_ni_to]

38. NO!

:grr:

[neoblues]

47. Nothing! ("nothing" is what's nice about him)

Q. What's nice about George W. Bush?
A. Nothing!

Ergo, "nothing" is nice about George.

[NanceGreggs]

39. Okay, here goes ...

I think he's very ... ah, sometimes he ... maybe if he wasn't such a ...one time, I thought he might ... oh, there was that thing he said once about ... compared to Hitler, he's kind of ... he almost, that one time, said something ... if you give him the benefit of the doubt, he can often ... maybe if he hadn't ...

Sorry, no - can't come up with a single thing.

[Warren DeMontague]

41. It'll be difficult for him to remain president after 2008.

That's nice.

[MellowOne]

44. Orange is his color

goes well with his evil smile....

[Mz Pip]

45. No way!

Sorry. Can't do it. :shrug:

Mz Pip
:dem:

[remfan]

48. He does lame duck very well

An entire 2nd term as a lame duck preznit, it's really quite remarkable. Karl should be very proud.

[Ksec]

49. Well...hes got skin..and ...um..um..thats all I can think of.

[jimshoes]

50. His picture makes a good dartboard

nt

[Initech]

51. He sure knows how to read "My Pet Goat".

[Webster Green]

52. He hasn't killed as many innocents as Hitler.... yet.

Not yet.

[roguevalley]

53. his dogs are cute. he's marginally better looking than O'Reilly.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

55. Thanks For The Laughs W, Your Bushisms And Mishaps Put National Lampoon

to shame!

[hyphenate]

56. I can't

I'm sorry. There just isn't enough charity in my soul to say anything nice about that piece of shit.

[formercia]

57. He knows how to marry up.

[WinkyDink]

58. When he's asleep he nicely resembles a dead man.

How's that?

[Laelth]

59. He is an amazing liar.

I mean it. Top of the line. Hardly blinks at all. Not even a shred of guilt in his voice as he spouts off the most obvious and dangerous falsehoods I have ever heard. If you admire nothing else about the man, you've got to admire his skill as a top-notch con-artist.



-Laelth

[zulchzulu]

60. Wow! Your plastic surgeon did great job after your lobotomy

No scars....nice!

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

61. his sunny nobility

[Sheri]

62. Something nice about W?

Well, it's the 23rd letter in the alphabet, and it's useful in lots of words like ...

Worst pWesident in the histoWy of AmeWica!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

104. LOL!

Very creative! :rofl:

[rustydog]

63. He is the first President to fall off a Segway..No one else

has been able to fall off the gyroscopically controlled people mover.

[SammyWinstonJack]

64. I can't. nt

[npincus]

65. he makes me laugh at the word "nu-cu-lar"

[Lisa]

66. his dogs and cats are cute

(okay, he only has one cat now -- gave the other one away to a staffer in California)

[Gabi Hayes]

67. he's a uniter

not a divider

Welcome to India, war criminal

[Mr_Spock]

82. Good one!

He's really united people - against him!! :D

[xxqqqzme]

Nope - not in this lifetime!

[Rainscents]

70. Huh?

:crazy:

[Sabien]

72. He's their last "hurrah"

He just proves that neocons have got it all wrong.

[WCGreen]

73. It comes before X

[KamaAina]

75. It's better than an F if you have to drop a course for some reason

oh, you mean that W? Well, like my grandma taught me, if you can't say anything nice...

[Nickster]

76. He hasn't killed any members of my family....at least yet......

[Buns_of_Fire]

77. He made me reassess my decision to stop drinking

[rpgamerd00d]

78. Its the 23rd Letter of the Alphabet - at least its not last! :)

That is what you were referring to, right?

[Arugula Latte]

80. He's super popular !!! ... compared to Cheney.

:rofl:

[Mr_Spock]

81. He hasn't killed all of us yet

See, he's not so bad ;)

[Clarkie1]

83. He prances well, and knows how to put on a flight jacket. n/t

[upi402]

85. He used to have an open mind

but his brains fell out

[Swamp Rat]

86. He gives me a LOT of material to work with, which makes it EASY and FUN

:D

[Plaid Adder]

87. He's never killed with his bare hands. n/t

[Marie26]

90. I really admire his sunny nobility.

So strong, so principled - he reminds me of that other great American hero, Atticus Finch. (/tweety-speak)

[Gemini Cat]

91. Something nice about W:

He's proven that absolute power corrupts absolutely. Oh, and that he's a douche-bag as well.

[degreesofgray]

93. When he hocks a loogey on the White House lawn

he gets pretty good amplitude.

[burythehatchet]

94. He has an excellent codpiece.

[Libby2]

95. Fuck em

[hootinholler]

96. It keeps V from having to be next to X

So there.

-Hoot

[Shine]

97. He's such an accomplished cyclist.

:D

[AFFIRM]

99. The nicest thing anyone can say about George W.

.... is that he made Clinton look good again ... slick willy got a BJ in the oval office and George has been making us do the same to him ever since ..... oh rats lol I was supposed to be nice here

[Libby2]

102. oh rats is right.

[Laelth]

103. Welcome to DU, AFFIRM!

And I share your sentiments re. Clinton. :toast:



-Laelth

[mitchum]

100. He appears to have quit beating his wife

[Ilsa]

101. He'll be gone in about 2 1/2 years even though he is already a

lame duck now. At least I hope he is. And I hope he's gone by Jan 2009. God help us if he tries to hang on longer. And maybe he'll be gone sooner if we can get the goods on his lies and treachery.

[Skittles]

106. he is a sick f***Ing incompetent piece of garbage

guess I failed that test, huh?

[flaminbats]

107. he was elected President with fewer votes!

:wow:

[oldlady]

108. he's closer to the end of his life

than the beginning

[RB TexLa]

109. I don't think he has publicly puked on anyone ......

since taking office.

[DenaliDemocrat]

111. Everytime he speaks

he makes me feel much better about my own vocabulary

[davekriss]

112. He is NOT Dick Cheney! (eom)

[Katherine Brengle]

113. He's very good at being bad at things? n/t

[northofdenali]

114. Mr. northofdenali, in his wisdom, says

"He makes an excellent poster boy for what NOT to elect as President"

Of course, he wasn't elected, but hey...........