Can you guys lay of Bush please?

[Singular73]

Its the liberal media and polls dont mean anything anyways, and anyone against the UAE port deal is just Xenophobic and racist, and Bush is the best president ever, and the economy is awesome, and The Iraq War is already won, and domestic spying is actually constitutional what do you have to hide anyways, and its all Lousiana's fault that FEMA didnt show up for Katrina, and Heck of a Job Brownie, and its the guy's fault Cheney shot him IN THE FACE, and it doesnt matter Saddam had no WMD's he had it coming, and we really need to give up freedoms, the Patriot act is necessary, and so what if Halliburton gets no bid contracts, and $3.50 for a gallon of gas is just the market economy, after all it doesnt mean anything that the leader of the Senate is under investigation, and that Libby has been indicted and that DeLay has been indicted and that Rove is under investigation and that a covert CIA operative has been outed, thats just hardball politics, after all its ok to torture the enemy before selling them our ports, they are out to get us, so privatize social security, make medicare impossibly complicated, and sell the country to the highest bidder, after all Abramhoffs Jewish, so he must be a dem.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

1. LOL!!!!! Even without the message, your header is worth a laugh!

[bluerum]

3. Bob? Is that you? Where ya been? eom

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

6. Bob? No, he's my dad.

[bluerum]

21. Oh - sorry. Sounded like Bob Boudelang. eom

[dchill]

2. Yeah...

you're probably right.

[waiting for hope]

4. Whew...

out of breath reading that......

[SoCalDem]

5. Lay of him?? ....um sure

[Catherine Vincent]

7. No, I will not lay with Bush!

[Betsy Ross]

10. I met a fellow who proudly said he would give *

a blow job if it meant we could impeach him. Now that would the penultimate sacrifice for your country. I know I couldn't do it.

[TOhioLiberal]

15. Yeah, no kidding...

...That gag reflex will be a killer for sure!

[Lerkfish]

30. nothing to gag on. chickenhawks are overcompensating for small members.

[Katherine Brengle]

18. Now that is some kind of patriotism, lmao... n/t

:rofl:

[Nostradammit]

27. I shudder to think what the ultimate sacrifice would be -

* cheney? *


Oh God ~ I thought it. eewwww!

[TayTay]

40. Oh gross

Now I have to bleach my eyes for even seeing that one. Yuck!

[IsItJustMe]

8. Bob Dylan could turn that into song

[Singular73]

9. He should.

Compiling Freeper "Perception" is tiresome though.

[mcctatas]

11. Except no one could understand the lyrics when he sang them...

just kidding, I love Dylan.

[hopeisaplace]

12. I'm laughing so hard! thought your comment was a response to post 10

maybe song called "what I would do for my country", :rofl:

[npincus]

13. please pass the salt...

I've had enough pepper, you Dick.

[Breeze54]

14. Just what I needed !!!

Can I copy this??

I had a woman tell me today that she's a "conservative hippie" huh?;
:wtf: is that???
and who was I to not just have "blind faith" (OMFG!!) in god... er oops!
She meant bush and "at least SHE believes in christian values like spying on her neighbors"
and killing Iraqi's!! (I'm adlibing) but that's the gist of it!
----------------------------------------------------

I need to say something to her besides the 'usual' comebacks that she's to dense :dunce: to understand!!

"The liberties of none are safe unless the liberties of all are protected."
William O. Douglas

I thought of using the above quote but I doubt she'd get it....

[Singular73]

17. lol, copy it all you want...

It started out as like three freeper excuses, but it just kept coming!

[Breeze54]

22. Thank You!! lmao!

I did it and then some!! :rofl:
You are too cool!!
Myself and another "Blue Star" Mom have been battling it out with two other
pro-war women (CR Jeebus freaks) and this has been going on for about two weeks.
Argh! They don't listen and even though they are poor (self-admitted),
they are convinced that supporting the troops means they have to support
bush and his band of evil doers!
We have been running a "tag team"...lol!
My friend posts something and then I wait and they respond and then I post something.
lol!
But that 'blind faith' crap really jerked my friends chain and she went ape shit!!
And asked me for help. We both have son's "in country" and none of these broads
have anybody that has been deployed farther than the cornfields of Illinois!! lol!
Soooo, your post worked perfect!!
*conservative 'hippie' Leftover* to *woman one*,who's son is NOT deployed
Sunday, 9:09 PM
Thank you *woman one*!! for having the guts to stand up for the rest of us
who support conservative values instead of liberal ones!

My reply:
Yeah "Blue Star Mom"!! Can't you just lay off bush???

Its the liberal media and polls dont mean anything anyways,
and anyone against the UAE port deal is just Xenophobic
and racist, and Bush is the best president ever....
(I used all of it there but cut it here)

Then I posted this below...it was just to perfect!
:rofl:



Thanks again!

[dchill]

19. "just have "blind faith"...

Well, you know, a couple years ago Britney Spears said we should all just "trust our president,"... so, it's apparently a good idea! Inquiring minds don't really want to know.

;)

[Chipper Chat]

38. She was chomping gum profusely and was misquoted.

What she really said was "BUST our president"

[Canuckistanian]

16. That about sums it up

Over here, boys and bring the straightjacket, he may be violent.

[upi402]

20. Your post is HUGH!

:rofl:

[AlienGirl]

23. R U SERIES?

:rofl:

Thanks, I needed a laugh. :thumbsup:

Tucker

[elehhhhna]

33. that series bizness still cracks me up.

[donheld]

24. I would love to lay off Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld Etc.

I'm tired of seeing so many ordinary american's laid off. Let's Pink Slip these fools instead.

[Swamp Rat]

25. LOL! ... Happy Mardi Gras!!!

Happy Mardi Gras!!!

:party: :beer: :evilgrin: :smoke: :party: :beer: :crazy: :smoke: :party: :spank: :beer: :grouphug: :smoke: :party: :beer: :headbang: :smoke: :party: :beer: :dilemma: :smoke: :spray: :beer: :rofl: :smoke: :party:

[Peter Frank]

26. Could you put your thoughts in a nutshell?...

;)

[Faux pas]

28. Oh my bloody hell! How could I have been so stoopid to have

been so hard on boosh!? Mea Culpa plus tax!

Thanks for the laugh and the reminder of what dinks we have running the country.

[Starfury]

29. Thank you, I needed that! K&R! n/t

[Sugar Smack]

31. LOL! That was the hardest I've laughed in a while!

Nominated!!!!:loveya:

[lectrobyte]

32. I will not lay of bush, or make with fuck anyone named bush.

[elehhhhna]

34. all your lay ofs belongs to us

[wryter2000]

35. LOL

And don't forget that he has morels.

:rofl:

[myrna minx]

36. No blame for Clinton's penis? Clenis is the

glue that binds them all together. :rofl: Everyone knows that everything was Clinton's fault. :hi: Blaming Clinton should be the new "Goodwin's law."

[mousie]

37. well said...

you sound so very republican!!! :D

[SofaKingLiberal]

39. Holy shit! That's a long fucking sentence.

:D