What gaffe will Chimpy make in India?

[spindrifter]

[zulchzulu]

1. Other: He'll hurl like his old man...faint, wake up and ask for Dick

Of course, he'll think Chief Geronimo was from there. He liked playing cowboys and indians when he was a young boy...

[rwenos]

16. Thus Offending Those Who Eat No Meat n/t

*

[marmar]

2. Ask if Bollywood is a suburb of Mumbai....

:dunce:

[BringEmOn]

3. Order a Cheeseburger Happy Meal

[libnnc]

7. beat me to it. n/t

[BattyDem]

4. It has to be ...

"fall off an elephant" - he's already fallen off a Segway and a bicycle, so an elephant really isn't that much of a stretch. :P

[mom cat]

5. Ask for beef curry ... then hurl it.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Step in elephant poo.

Pee in the Ganges.
Make stupid, inappropriate wisecracks about Mother Teresa, Nehru jackets, sacred cows.
Demand the services of a punka wallah.

[npincus]

8. ask the PM if he carries a Tomahawk.

[unblock]

9. call them pakis.

[TahitiNut]

10. "Hook 'em horns?"

... then he'll eat a cheeseburger.

[IsItJustMe]

11. Start referring to Condi as Gandhi.

[BattyDem]

13. Or worse yet ... start referring to Gandhi as Condi!

:evilgrin:

[GainesT1958]

12. He'll ask their prime minister...

If he has any Muslims in his country!:eyes:

B-)

[CrazyOrangeCat]

14. Oh, you have THEM here, too??

(god, how'd we get stuck with this doofus?)

[varun]

15. Ask Indian Prime Minister is he is Sick (Sikh)

:evilgrin:

eom

[ugarte]

17. Call them Native Americans...nt

[Warren DeMontague]

18. Yeah, I'm wondering who he'll puke on.

Be like, a family tradition.

[SpiralHawk]

19. Remind the Indians that they are following a pack of False Gods

who may wear great costumes, but who nonetheless are EVIL

Indians and Pakistankis must bow down now and humble themselves before the Cozmic PNAC Dominionist Second Coming* Crusade and Syncopated Culture of Corrupt Republican Cronies


* Apologies to Bush family buddy Rev Sun Myong "Self-Proclaimed Messiah" Moon who will not appreciate any competition

[npincus]

20. he'll wipe off someone's dot (bindi)

[Swamp Rat]

21. LOL!

:rofl:

[BattyDem]

24. Or poke it with his finger, like an elevator button or an on/off switch!

:rofl: (I'm laughing because I can actually picture him doing it - he's THAT stupid, LOL!)

[O.M.B.inOhio]

25. you just made me snarf red wine!

[onehandle]

22. Lean against a red button and nuke Pakistan. nt

[O.M.B.inOhio]

23. "What, no chilled monkey brains?"

"Ya see, I watched this documentary called Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom."

[upi402]

26. get drunk, black out, come-to in a kidney shaped hot tub with Lynn

picking buckshot outa his ass.


(I vote for that)

[TheBaldyMan]

27. sniff the garlands used as offerings at a temple

Blow his nose on a priests robes
Ask somebody if they are Apache or Cherokee
Ask for a beefsteak at a dinner
Mistake them for Pakistanis

I could go on ...

[Rocknrule]

28. Remember Kate Capshaw in Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom?

It'll be that times 50

[WillyT]

29. He'll Eat A Sacred Cow !!!

:evilgrin:

[Art_from_Ark]

30. ...after he has "Deadeye" put a load of birdshot in its head

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

31. Other. He'll show his Chimp...

...face at Ghandi's memorial and make a photo op out of it, deeply offending about 85% of the human inhabitants on this planet.

[canichelouis]

32. Run some poor devil over on his bike

[Harald Ragnarsson]

33. I was thinking hit a cow with his bike n/t