Religious debate: Why does the Flying Spaghetti Monster allow Bush...

[FormerRepublican]

...to continue in office? Couldn't He just whack Bush in the head with his noodly appendage and advance world peace? Discuss.

[Warren DeMontague]

1. Because our heaven has a beer volcano, and religion

doesn't need to make sense.

[FormerRepublican]

3. Does bin Laden's height, vs. the midgit of creation, have any relevance...

...to the Flying Spagetti Monster?

Is taller better, or worse?

How do we convince the world we need more pirates?

:shrug:

[yellowdogmi]

5. Arrrgh.

Listen Yar landlubber we loot and pillage NOLA during des here mardi gra.

[muriel_volestrangler]

7. Bush *is* a pirate, that's the problem

He's found the loophole in the theology. It should specify we need jolly pirates, not bloodthirsty, rapacious pirates.

[unblock]

2. who's to say he hasn't done that? have you seen shrub's popularity rating?

:rofl:

[calmblueocean]

4. That would require Him to touch W.

Which is a revolting concept to the FSM. And Bush does not deserve to be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

[FormerRepublican]

6. But you have to admit that Bush is a bit touched.... by something!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

How does one explain the existance of Bush in the FSM creation?

:shrug:

Religious imponderables.

[Warren DeMontague]

8. Bush has been "touched by an angel..."

er, asshole.