You think Bush's decision to put the UAE in charge of ports is bad...

[CoffeeCat]

...just look at these administrative decisions that Bush made last week!

Stop the Insanity!


--Captain Joseph Hazelwood (captain of the Exxon Valdez) will be Transportation Secretary

--Swedish Super Group ABBA will be in charge of reinvigorating the NASA Shuttle Program

--Charles Manson will now the head the Center For Missing and Exploited Children.

--Kate Moss (anorexic, chain-smoking supermodel) will be appointed Surgeon General.

--David Duke will head the President's Commission on Diversity.

--Kim Jung Ill will purchase our Navy for $37.82.

--Jack Black will be the head the Drug Enforcement Agency.

:)

[Mythsaje]

1. Jack Black is a good choice

but Ozzy would be funnier. ;)

[npincus]

2. I heard Chimpy wants to head a "Think Tank" after his term is

over, or after his impeachment.

Chimpy... Think Tank.... hilarious! Now THAT puts the MORON in oxymoron!

For real.

[CoffeeCat]

3. That would be quite the "strategery!"....

...and that tank would be running on empty all of the time.

Can you imagine?

[f-bush]

4. And Dick Cheney is being voted head of the National Rifle Association