Let's just have a National Tag Sale

[Armstead]

We've overextended ourselves as a nation, and we've been selling off our assets and economic base for years.

So let's just make it official. Let's just have a national tag sale.

"Come One Come All! National Tag Sale. Get Great Deals on Ports, Corporations, Toll Roads, National Parks...And millions of household items. Also Available -- One Historic Antique Democracy. (Still in working order, but under-used recently.)"

Then we can use the money to have a giant party before the new owners come in to clear out the inventory.

[Skidmore]

1. * and the Rs already been having a huge tag sale for

the past 5 years. R is for retail, after all.

[Armstead]

4. Unfortunately, we've been doing it for about 30 years

[BlueEyedSon]

2. "Come on down, we're selling out to the bare walls!"

[Armstead]

3. "Our Prices are INSAANNNNE!"

[BlueEyedSon]

5. Craaaaazy GEORGIE!!!

[Armstead]

6. That's his role in life -- TV pitchman

[Lorien]

7. It's already being done-it's just that very few were invited

they get to purchase what rightfully belongs to EVERY American. :grr:

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

8. Even better, let's sell Washington State to Canada.

Being a Washingtonian, I could learn to say "eh", and wouldn't mind being a citizen of a non-superpower in the least.

[Armstead]

9. Hey hoser, let's have anotehr Molson, eh?

My apologies to all Canadians.