"I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney, Than Go Riding With Ted Kennedy"

[Catherine Vincent]

One of the guys from my department recently transferred, so today I check out his office to get it ready for a new hire. There was this homemade sign that the previous occupant had made that was taped on the wall. I should scribble on there "well would you want to ride with Laura Bush instead?" but figured it wouldn't do any good since he is no longer here to read it. I know he was probably busy packing and everything, but I wonder why he didn't bother to take that sign down? Some folks are just so partisan, ya know?

[orleans]

1. he probably left it there for you or someone to find

just to piss you all off.

mail it back to him: you forgot this, asshole!

[Catherine Vincent]

11. Good idea!

But I'll leave the ahole part off. I'm too nice for that. ;-)

[Johonny]

2. Cheney likes the drinky, drinky, drive, drive himself

Given Cheney's DWI record I think I'd rather not do either with him. The funny thing to me is Cheney is such an elitist SOB he wouldn't allow the poor sap to shake his hand let alone drive or shoot with him.

[Don Claybrook]

3. Question for you

I understand what you're saying about the handmade sign--I've had this garbage emailed to me.

But were you able to scrounge anything from his cube? You know the proper protocol, don't you?

-Goodbye lunch for the employee who is leaving.
-Exhcange email addresses.
-Wait for them to walk out the door.
-Scavenge cube for everything it's worth.
-Take cube as your own if
-a: it's in a better position than your own, and,
-b: you can get by with it.

[Catherine Vincent]

15. No, can't do any of that.

I'm only an office assistant. I like him, he's a nice guy (kind of cute too) but I just don't like his politics. He listens to Rush. Blech!

[sabra]

4. you can buy the bumper sticker for only $3.49

http://www.cafepress.com/huntwithcheney.47628082



:puke:

[rpgamerd00d]

5. Killer reply is: "Wow, you need Kennedy to defend Cheney? Weak."

[rpgamerd00d]

6. "I'd rather wear a blue dress than an orange vest"

:rofl:

[LaurenG]

7. I'd rather not read that on a wall at work

and I'd rather have a President and Vice President I could trust and look up to rather than a idiot and a poor shot. Dick f'ed up because he's not a straight shooter. :rant: Impeach them all. :eyes:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

8. I'm never going to understand that meme.

All other issues aside, given a choice, I'd rather take my chances climbing out of a sinking car than take a round of birdshot direct to the head.

[foreverdem]

9. I agree with orleans

Either that or he realized how assinine the sign is and didn't want to be embarrased by it in his new digs.

[Catherine Vincent]

17. I definitely don't think the later is the case because he could have

just thrown it in the trash. I wonder if he used the company's color printer to print that? Hmm. :-)

[NightHawk63]

10. .... or try "I can swim., but...

.... what do you do about being shot in the fucking face?"

[NoPasaran]

12. I'd rather go on a pub crawl with the Big Dog

Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more!

[davepc]

13. Laura Bush has killed more people then my gun.

[Iris]

14. Ha! I almost posted that one on the Republican myths thread!

But, then, I figured it wasn't really a myth. It's just stupid.

[dogday]

16. "I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney"

Than go driving with Laura Bush....



Funny how those records are sealed... Lot of funny stuff about what happened to that boy that day......

[PsN2Wind]

20. OR.............

Hunting with Dick Cheney than Breakup with Laura Welch

[dogday]

23. Which is worse?

Breaking up with Laura or going Steady with Laura? Either one a death sentance....

[ProfessorGAC]

18. Go Ahead!

I'd be happy to see him go hunting with Cheney. And since he's a nobody, if he got shot, they've leave him in a shallow grave, like it never happened.
The Professor

[Zen Democrat]

19. My friend had a good response to that email.

She replied back with:

"Shoot with Dick Cheney?? Ride with Ted Kennedy?? I'd rather give Bill Clinton a blow job."

[Catherine Vincent]

21. heh heh!

:thumbsup:

[Brewman_Jax]

22. Saw that on the board at work

it was promptly removed. That was also a team name at trivia last week. My response would have been "I wouldn't apologise if I was shot." :D

[underpants]

24. They go this one out quick

literallly within days...like about the time they told anyone about his drunken one man firefight.

[Bluebear]

25. "Really? Even with Dick Cheney's multiple DUI's?" nt

He drives AND hunts drunk!