Project X - Phase 2 Report - Update - Democratic Underground

mikelewis

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Thu Jan-05-06 12:35 PM
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Project X - Phase 2 Report - Update

It has been several weeks since the last update on the Super-secret Project X. As you recall, the success of Phase I may have been rocky but Phase II seems to have ironed out most of the difficulties. The Fat Man has authorized the release of this update.

A message to the non-existent team members. The laughing jackals spin in February. Avoid the oysters unless you want some really bad gas. Watch out for falling branches when walking through the park. Snow doesn't fall forever.

A message to the rest of us. Anyone who knows what Project X is will agree the need for its success. We live in troubling times and the belief that there are those willing to fight the good fight on behalf of the rest of us is vital to carrying the banner of hope. It's that hope that things will get better due to the hard work and constant dilligence of honorable men and women that keeps America strong. It's the belief that evil men can be thwarted that spawns resistance and collaboration. If Project X really existed, I imagine it would be carried by good samaritans who have a desire to right the wrongs, to stand up to injustice and have a desire to make America a safe and healthy place for all of us to live free and equal. If Project X really existed, I imagine it would be staffed by Patriots who have access to the truth and a desire to ensure that the truth is told.

Sadly, as we all know, Project X doesn't exist. It's merely a figment of our imaginations. We dreamed it up to pretend that there are Patriots willing to put Country first. We dreamed it up to pretend that there is a secret cabal that exists of Good men and women willing to risk it all to ensure the destruction of fascism and the end of corporate tyrrany. If Project X existed, I imagine there would be Americans in every industry, in every government office, in every city across the land willing to put a stop to those who seek to enrich themselves at the expense of others. If Project X existed, I imagine that right about now there'd be thousands of Patriots signing up in secret and taking oaths to the Constitution and swearing to whatever God they hold sacred to shine the light into dark places and expose the vermin that infest our country.

Sadly we know Project X doesn't exist. But if it did, I imagine America would be a better place and evil people whose wicked souls prosper from misery and despair will eventually fail. I for one will continue to pretend that there are Americans with the Patriotic spirit that flowed through the Sons of Liberty. I for one will continue to believe that not all Americans are selfish and ignorant. I for one will continue to believe that Project X exists and that Phase II is working better than we could ever have expected.

For the record, Project X doesn't exist. This update is merely a dream of a lone Patriot lost in a sea of ignorance and dispair. Or maybe it isn't. And if it isn't, February is going to be a month to remember. You can take that to the bank. Or you maybe can't.