The Texas wildfires are God's curse on Tom Delay

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

for trying to carve that great state into little Republican chunks for nefarious political purposes.

God told me so, and you can count on me to tell you the truth.

I just thought you should know.

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. Thanks, Pat. At least the 700 Club believes you, if no one else does.

[Lars39]

2. You forgot your 1-800 number. :^)

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

3. You'll see it tonight in a dream.

It's much more efficient that way.

Oh, yeah. Be sure to have that ol' credit card number ready...

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. Oh God, I hope the operators are standing by to take my money.

[applegrove]

5. Bush clears Brush on holiday - like a madman - and now it is on fire.

Like huge burning bushes!!! PAY ATTENTION PAT! DON'T MISS THE SIGN!!!

[DainBramaged]

6. The bird that shit on his windshield is God's curse on him

for not letting every little bird fly but shooting them for sport or killing them with a golf ball....

Never mind. Brain fart.:crazy:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

8. Living up to your nym tonite, eh?

:evilgrin:

[DainBramaged]

13. been a rough week so far. So much insanity, so little time

[bemildred]

7. And senility is God's curse on Robertson. nt

[jazzjunkysue]

9. Robertson is God's curse on all of us. What did we do to deserve

this moron, and allow him on TV?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

10. Actually, he's more of a millstone around THEIR necks these days

We've ALWAYS had the insight to ignore him. It's the fools who believe him that are cursed.

(And this is coming from a believing Christian- ME.)

[jazzjunkysue]

16. You know that we all know the difference between a true

christian and TV evangelists: you don't try to control our lives or ask for money. I hope you know, we here are anti religious politics, but not religion. I was glad to hear that one of the national "normal" church organizations put out word to distance themselves from Robertson. Let's marginalize him right off television. He gives all christians a bad name.

[Erika]

11. Pat Robertson believed W was ordained by God to be Pres

He turned out the fanatic vote big time for W in 2004. He was also instrumental in getting rid of McCain in 2000.

[jazzjunkysue]

15. Wonder if they'll get rid of him in 08?

[Oversea Visitor]

12. What a crazy theory

Nah GOD angry with bush so he burning them.

[4nic8em]

14. Just like Pat Robertson,

I too recently had a divine vision from God, and in this wonderful moment of enlightenment, HIS inspiration conveyed to me in no uncertain terms that Pat Robertson was undeniably "full of shit".

Amen