Hook 'em, Smirky. (photo)

[deminks]

Has he thought of a new torture?

[Bluebear]

1. Three sheets to the wind.

Case o' longnecks there, chimpy?

[Sydnie]

2. Yes, he's making more speeches.

:rofl:

Sorry ... I am cracking myself up tonight ... and maybe just myself. :hi:

[deminks]

8. Lol, not just yourself.

:toast: :hi:

[il_lilac]

3. "I'm invincible"

"I'll appoint 17 more cronies and they still can't touch me-Ha!"

[ddeclue]

4. In Bush's case it's probably more like "Hail Satan"...

:rofl:

Doug D.

[driver8]

14. More like, "I am Satan"!! n/t

[ddeclue]

15. I thought CHENEY was Satan..Bush was just a minion.. :)

:evilfrown:

[pinto]

5. Fighting Cedar, Protecting America. (geez)

[KyuzoGator]

6. Austin, Texas...One of the most liberal cities in the country. nt

[Straight Shooter]

7. Whoever chose that tie for him, hates him. n/t

[AspenRose]

9. It's Longhorn burnt orange.

*DR, who went to the OTHER school behind the maroon curtain*

[Midnight Rambler]

11. As a Longhorn, I am deeply offended by that pic

And I'm sure a significant percentage of Longhorns and other Austin residents agree.

[driver8]

13. But ain't shrubby a Texan?

He plays one on tv!! Everytime I hear that fake accent of his I want to reach through the radio and throttle him. Man he bugs the shit out of me.

[gr8dane_daddy]

24. He ain't no Texan

And yes, most of us Longhorn Dems hate him here...see plenty of anti-shrubbery around these here parts.

[Straight Shooter]

21. Oh. I didn't know that.

And I lived in the Arlington, Texas area for 8 years. My bad.

It's still an awful color for his complexion. They could have given him a tie with a lot of little longhorn symbols on it. Bleccchh, I can't believe I'm offering suggestions to improve his appearance.

[StellaBlue]

10. Lady Bird and Lloyd Bentsen (both Texas Exes) should kick his lazy ass

Oh, and :puke:.

[AspenRose]

12. Hey, DU t-sips ;-)

Respect, y'all. :toast:

[StellaBlue]

16. haha

I am a Texas Ex Life Member, and I always root for A&M against ANY foreign team. Like us, your starters are about 95% the products of Texas high schools. Texan trumps Longhorn, IMHO. Except in the case of Smirky McDeath, as above. But, like someone said already, he only plays a Texan on TV.

[AspenRose]

17. True dat!

That shirt is great :-)

[StellaBlue]

18. btw

I have never been offended by that 'T-sip' thing because we don't really know what it means. Just like saying 'TU' only makes Aggies look stupid. And we are, in fact, THE premier Texas university, so 'TU' kinda makes sense. And it was TU back in the day. Now, Texas STATE, that name change is a travesty! haha.

Like I said, I like Aggies better than Sooners. I just don't like the fact that almost every Aggie I have ever met has been a WASPy-wannabe, W-loving, gun-totin', fag-hating wackjob. But not you obviously - congratulations - an Aggie mind is a terrible thing to waste.

[AspenRose]

19. It is very difficult to be an Aggie Democrat.

VERY difficult. So I feel more solidarity with quite a few Longhorns than I do with folks from my alma mater.

[StellaBlue]

20. Kudos!

I'm sure there are a few hundred of you! The important thing is that you're a Texan and a liberal. haha

I know how you feel, though. I am from East Texas and am currently marooned back in my smallish hometown, having come back unexpectedly from four years living in (gasp) Europe. Major cultural dissonance. ;) I can't wait to move back to Austin.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

22. He is an old sheet metal worker

asking for four beers.
Like this simpleton has actually worked a day in his life!

[MrSlayer]

23. I hate seeing the Metal sign being used by this dickweed.

I hope Dio puts a curse on his dumb ass.