when the Lord takes Pat ROBertson, what will the reason have been?

[mopaul]

brother pat offered that ariel sharon is dying because he displeased the lord god almighty, and i guess the good lord has his mysterious ways that we'll never know, but apparently folks die when they break god's rules.

i wonder, on the day that pat draws his last filthy breath, what the stated reason for his death will be, according to brother jerry falwell who also speaks for the creator of all things?

[demnan]

1. I don't know about God

but I'll drink a beer to celebrate!

The world will be a better place without that piece of scum. He blights my entire state.

[mzteris]

2. don't be stingy

He blights the entire world with his presence!

[Ikonoklast]

3. I for one am wishing a long, long life on 'ol Marion

(Pat) Robertson. I hope that he lives long enough to be repudiated and disgraced before any and all that profess themselves to be Christian, and then be totally ignored. That would be living hell on earth for that blathering hypocrite.

[waiting for hope]

4. They will probably

spin it as usual - Brother Pat was needed to be at the Lord's side to help him from above...or some shit like that.....I wonder how many people actually enjoy and believe this monster's outbursts of hate? Are this people just incredibly brainwashed and stupid?

[shaniqua6392]

5. Dear Mr. Robertson,

5: "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. 6: But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7: And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8: Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.

I pray for Prime Minister Sharon and I pray for those who stupidly listen to false prophets who discredit God's name for profit and power. Amen.

[Nomen Tuum]

6. My money is on a clerical error

Mo Paul, I bet it will be a clerical error from an infallible gawd...

bTW, What is Gawd saying with all those fires in Oklahoma and Texas?????

[mopaul]

7. the lord decides which miner shall live and die, & change his mind

the fires in oklahoma were started by satan

[NoPasaran]

8. Flushing the cosmic toilet n/t

[hippiechick]

9. The Lord don't want him ...

... Pat's gonna live forever.