US Border Patrol to Provide Bus Service Across Mexico Border

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The US Border Patrol, fed up with the expense of placing water stations in desert border areas, has decided to provide 7 bus lines to ferry the illegal immigrant across the US-Mexico border. "Frankly, we weren't satisfied with the level of safety and ease of illegal immigration, even with water and shade stations," says El Paso Chief Luis Woofer, "Illegal entry into the US may be a crime but it is not so serious that we should risk immigrants being harmed. We decided to strive for a higher standard of comfort and safety for illegal immigrants."
http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_1325borderpat

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1. This Is An Onion-Type Satire Site

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2. Duh???