REPUBLICANS. Under the BED.

[FormerRepublican]

Rifling the bedside table to see if there's any birth control. Spying. Looking for evidence of government approved sexual acts (or lack of them). Planting listening devices so they don't have to worry about tapping the phone. Checking to see if the required mercury infested tuna is cohabiting with the dust bunnies under the BED. Going through the mail to see if any comes from an abortion clinic or Democratic Party affiliate. Hunting for porn in the media cabinet and on the computer. Pocketing any spare cash lying around. Checking labels to see if cronies have gotten their share of household consumer purchases. Making a list and and checking each item off before deciding if someone should be hauled off to Guantanimo as an anti-American subversive. Tearing to shreds a copy of the Constitution they found....

[Mythsaje]

1. Republicans.

In the hospital. Getting treated for multiple dog bites.

[radio4progressives]

2. thanks for making my day!

[HysteryDiagnosis]

3. Heh heh heh..... that's rich.... and prolly not too far off.... n't

[ContraBass Black]

4. So, there are copycats in GD too.

:D

[Sugar Smack]

5. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:applause: :spray: :rofl: :yourock:

[uppityperson]

6. Checking for tuna, and powdered milk

[TomInTib]

7. So THAT'S who got all my cans of tuna!