Attn, Rovebots, Bushbots and Ditto Heads...we told you so...

[Hubert Flottz]

YOUR SHIT IS WEAK...'course I guess you've figured that out the last time you put twenty dollars worth of gas in your street rod and then you ran out of gas five miles down the road, didn't you? For you I have a little song, perhaps you will remember the tune.

"Let the Exxon soar,

Like their mega-profits never soared before.

From oil soaked coasts straight to your local Exxon store,

Let the mighty Exxon's prices soar.

Soar with flapping of her corporate wings among her other flapping things,

As the land beneath her stinks:

'Only Crude George Bushco, no other kings.'

This country’s cash just about sucked dry.

We’ve still got a lot of drilling to do to you,

And we can take all your money if we try.

Built by all the holy oily struggles

King G W Crude has led us to."

[Hubert Flottz]

1. Don't get Soar at me for saying "I Told You So!"

Come on and follow the bouncing ball! :bounce:

********************* :bounce:

"Let the Exxon soar,

Like their mega-profits never soared before.

From oil soaked coasts straight to your local Exxon store,

Let the mighty Exxon's prices soar.

Soar with flapping of her corporate wings among her other flapping things,

As the land beneath her stinks:

'Only Crude George Bushco, no other kings.'

This country’s cash just about sucked dry.

We’ve still got a lot of drilling to do to you,

And we can take all your money if we try.

Built by all the holy oily struggles

King G W Crude has led us to."

:bounce:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

2. Yo, Hubert . . .

:yourock:

--Cat (from Misery, I mean Missouri--the land of John Asshat.)

[Hubert Flottz]

3. I did some time at Fort Lost in the Woods!

And Partied in Jeff City! Missouri Rocked back then! Except for Rolla!(must Be Asshat's home town)

[CrazyOrangeCat]

4. Small world . . .

. . . my mom's family had an orchard down there, in between Lebanon and Sleepy Eye.

Missouri shall rock again. Lots of people sick of the hypocrite fundies' bullshit . . .

[Jazzgirl]

7. Ewwww!!! Rolla!!!

I know Ft. Lost in the Woods well. Lived there for 8 years before moving to Springfield. I don't live in Misery anymore but Now live in Tex-ass.... :-)

[Hubert Flottz]

9. That's why I escaped to Jeff City every chance I got!

Big Party 24/7 back in those days! Fort Wood SUCKED. And someone burned down all the houses of horizontal refreshment in Rolla just before I got there. Prolly the bible banging townies! Morale was lower than Bush's poll numbers because of the big fires right outside the gates... The food at Fort wood was the worst shit I EVER witnessed! The Beer was good though! Food and Beer is about all my military mind will let me remember about the Army. The rest was trauma/bullshit, which my mind protects me from!

[Just Me]

5. I'll sing it with ya', Hubert!!

:bounce:

Let the Exxon soar,

Like their mega-profits never soared before.

From oil soaked coasts straight to your local Exxon store,

Let the mighty Exxon's prices soar.

Soar with flapping of her corporate wings among her other flapping things,

As the land beneath her stinks:

'Only Crude George Bushco, no other kings.'

This country’s cash just about sucked dry.

We’ve still got a lot of drilling to do to you,

And we can take all your money if we try.

Built by all the holy oily struggles

King G W Crude has led us to.

:bounce:

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Music soothes the savage Bush!

Chi-Ching...The Cash Register is the GOP piano! They'll clean out grandma's coin purse and say that Gwad told them it was A-Okay. They want to set the old folks outside in the winter time like the savage folks in the Great White North do it. It's all our fault, because we're poor they say as they abscond with our hard earned cash. They want your kids to fight and die for oil, so that they can rape you at the gas pump and plunder you at the gas meter. Exxon's Rape Rooms are red white and blue and they are on a block near you! King George has given EXXON all his blessings!

[opihimoimoi]

8. Hey, ya forgot those Haliburton peeps and the Motley Crew they have

Its all profits for them, not to mention the Mil Ind Complex we were warned about but, like Katrina/9/11/etc...we ignore those WARNINGS as "Oh well......"

Re his beleagured staff with callouses on the brain from all that overtime trying to stem the tide/slide of le polle numbers spiraling down the toilets vortex: Its not them, Bush has given them an IMPOSSIBLE task...try to put lipstick on a Pub Pig and make it look/smell better...ain't onna work.

BTW check out the Daly show on Cruella's breasts....was a hoot.

Opi, still looking for Reason and Sanity...MIA for 5 long years now....

[Hubert Flottz]

11. GAWD told Halliburton to rip off the soldiers in Iraq and the tax-

payers. Gawd told Bush about Shock and Awe in Iraq! Gawd Told Bush to torture kids in front of their mommy and to set the dogs on people who were tied hand and foot. Saddam must have listened to the same Gawd Bush tunes in to.

Re: Cruella's breasts are prolly cold like the story about witches go. Brass Bra and all! She can't even conjure up bush some good poll numbers. She has two eyes of Newt to work with in the GOP! Plus all the frog parts from when Bush waged war on the horny toads in Texas, as an evil child. It's the TOIL and TROUBLE parts that she lacks any skills in. Too lazy to toil, to much trouble to work for a living, so the pubs must lie, cheat, steal and murder for a living.

Bush's first thoughts about Katrina, were the same as his first thoughts about EVERYTHING..."What's In It FOR ME?" He wasn't worried about folks up on roofs starving...He was worried about declaring Marshal Law and doing away with the Davis Bacon Act! It just shows where his barbaric type of "COMPASSION" LIES. And speaking of LIES, that is the only thing Bush can do half way right! And He Even Messes That Up!

Come we go look somewhere besides the GOP, for TRUTH and COMPASSION and MORALITY! All they got is lies and more lies!

[opihimoimoi]

15. Someday, in the distant future, if we live that long, Bush

will be known as the Lying Prez....lol

[AndyA]

10. I wince every time a snippet of Asshat singing is aired on TV

He was so horribly, horribly awful. I was/am so embarrassed for him. He wasn't exactly off key, but he was sort of. Ewww...just an awful memory all around.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. He thought he did good though!

People who sound bad NEVER have a clue! That people are laughing at them.

[Initech]

13. I've been avoiding Exxon like the plague lately.

Which is funny considering that I have an Exxon credit card.

I've been going to the much superior 76 (but Conoco-Phillips is no better), Shell, or Arco (but British Petroleum is no better, either).

[Hubert Flottz]

14. I quit buying EXXON a long time ago.

The Exxon Valdez did me in!



All the money Exxon has and I don't think they have ever paid for the damage they done to Alaska.

[UTUSN]

16. You forgot the SwiftBots n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

17. Okay and Swiftbots and Dingbots!

And Dingbats like dAnn and her ilk!

Edit...I forgot Deadbots and Deadbeats! The GOPers vote for Bush and his pals because, they're too LAZY to work and they know the Repigs will ship their job to India and China, so they will be able to lay around on unemployment and spy on their neighbors for DHS and the Spy in Chief! Like Jethro Bush always wanted to be a double naught spy!(Double O Dumbya)