Let's say the Rapture comes.

[rkc3]

How should my money be invested (since it's likely I'll be "Left Behind")?

[AnnieBW]

1. I Want Falwell's Mercedes!

If the Rapture does occur, I get first dibs on Falwell's Mercedes! :D

[don954]

11. dont ya think he will still be using it? :evilgrin:

[Marie26]

2. You should probably invest

in as many sinful things as possible to protect your assets.

[C_U_L8R]

3. Put it in anything Un-Fundie

Chances are they'll try to take it with em.

[ret5hd]

4. Handbasket futures...

get it?

[SteppingRazor]

5. Money will be meaningless...

Trade it all in for guns and ammo.

Personally, I'm looking forward to the Rapture. I always liked "Mad Max"

[demnan]

6. Come on, don't be silly

invest in godless euros, ok?

[woodsprite]

Awww. I think we'll be the ones to go and the freepers

will be left down here with their materialistic toys, eating eachother alive. After all, they won't have anybody to work for them. Only the strongest will survive, and when they do die of starvation, no health care, no heat, they'll go straight to He11!

[bluerum]

7. I'll wave bye bye as the fundies float off into the wild blue yonder. n/t

[Midnight Rambler]

8. Porn and condoms

n/t

[rkc3]

13. Aside from porn and condoms - they've been a core holding for a while.

[TechBear_Seattle]

9. The Rapture already took place

As predicted, on time and under budget. The book of Revelations was not a prediction; it was a first hand account. In short, we have already been left behind, including Falwell, Robertson, Linday and the rest.

So, sadly, we're stuck with them all.

[Buns_of_Fire]

10. Auto towing companies

Someone is going to have to remove all those driverless cars.

[malaise]

12. In funeral homes

coffins and caskets. They'll have to be buried before they rise:rofl: :rofl:

[0rganism]

14. Trust me, very few Americans will notice any difference whatsoever

For all we know, it's already happened.

[enki23]

15. and let's say the easter bunny gets left behind...

is this somehow symbolic of the plight of mankind?

[doublethink]

16. "Rapture Insurance."

I saw that on another blog, someone trying to sell the fundies 'Rapture Insurance' for their loved ones left behind. To make sure the ones they haven't convinced are at least taken care of when they go. I about died laughing at the discussion. Classic. :rofl: .... but you'd have to get them to buy it before they left (which of course is hog-wash) but hey why not try and make a buck or two off um anyway? :shrug: The idea was brilliant, funny though didn't seem too many fundies jumping in and spending their money on it. To be expected huh. :crazy: Peace.

[DIKB]

19. What?

They weren't willing to put their money where their mouth is ? Big surprise from religious types :eyes:

[DinahMoeHum]

17. There will be no "Rapture". It's all bullshit.

n/t

[rkc3]

18. Ask a fundie - Which is the bigger pile of bullshit?

The Rapture.

Or

72 virgins in heaven after you've martyred yourself.

It's some of the best fun you can have with your clothes on.

[DinahMoeHum]

20. LMAO !!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Horse with no Name]

21. When I think of the rapture

Why do I always picture that scene from "Toy Story" with the claw??
"The Claw is our Master"
"I've been chosen"
"It decides who will go and who will stay"...