"If you're talkin' on the phone to an Al Qaeda member, we wanna know why."

[Chiyo-chichi]

Top 10 Perfectly Innocent Reasons for Talking to an Al Qaeda Member on the Phone
by me

10. They bought the SunCruz tickets you had for sale on E-Bay.
9. You intended to call the George Will Fan Club at 800-WILLUSA, but misdialed and reached Al Qaeda at 800-KILLUSA.
8. You run a brothel.
7. Your name is Tara and the dumber Al Qaeda members keep calling because they think they are at war with you.
6. You were trying to sell your old Anthrax albums and they misunderstood.
5. Your idiot freeper cousin, whose name is similar to yours, owns the “Axis of Evil Inn” and they keep calling you for reservations.
4. You are trying to sell them Amway.
3. You posted on DU that you’d be in surgery, they thought you said insurgency.
2. You called them long ago, when we were still friends and have been playing phone tag for years, 'cause, after all, it’s hard to catch them in the cave.
1. Osama goofed. He was calling in sick and you’re listed right next to his boss, Porter Goss, in the phone book.

[FSogol]

1. Al-Qaeda? I thought it was Avon calling. n/t

[Hello_Kitty]

2. Very well done!

You da man!! (Or woman!!) :applause:

[MrModerate]

3. Excellent! n/t

[politicaholic]

4. LOL! good list! My reason?...

I sell that backwards turbin all of the kids are wearing now-a-days.

[JohnnyRingo]

5. #2 Hahahaha

I can see that happening.

Good job, very funny

[Chiyo-chichi]

6. thanks, all.

[shireen]

7. lol!

i wish someone would legally change his name to Albert Kada so we could all call him up and say, can I speak to Al Kada please? LOL! That should keep the NSA busy!

[DELUSIONAL]

8. so they (NSA) are going to listen to all calls because ONE

might be from Al Qaeda or Osama?

So everyone is guilty until it can be determined that they aren't talking to Al Qaeda.

Anyone could be Al Qaeda -- except for bushie's close and personal friends.

Therefore everyone's phone calls, internet usage and email must be monitored.

The only way to know if someone might be Al Qaeda or know someone who might know someone who might be Al Qaeda is to monitor ALL forms of communication.

Can someone tell me what a democracy is again? -- I don't remember anymore.