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[Kadie]

and/or

[rurallib]

1. #1 - "Where'd I put that blow??"

#2 "Thank you, Jesus, it is right here in my hand. That was close"

[elehhhhna]

2. "And, uh, the booze, it soaks in there, uh, like a sponge..."

[spindrifter]

3. #1: Where did Pickles Put Them Bananas?

#2: Sometimes I like to pretend I'm Rummy.

[MissWaverly]

4. top photo: Give me a hint: Texas is in what country????

2nd photo: I hold the name of the winner of the 2004 general election in my hand,
would anyone like to guess who won?

[Nitrogenica]

5. (bottom pic) Here's five reasons the economy is so strong.

[Maraya1969]

6. NuKUler, NuCLEar? NuKUler NuCLEar? Damn I'll just say Bomb

[hvn_nbr_2]

7. #1 It's a terrible thing to lose your mind. Mine's around here somewhere.

[MurrayDelph]

8. Watch me do my Carnac impression!

#1 The dinosaur, the dodo and the Bill of Rights

#2 Name three things that are now extinct.

[SledDriver]

9. #1 "President Bush notices someone watching a nature program...

on chimpanzees, and wonders why 'nature folks' would put a chimp up on a stage, at a podium, in front of a "Brighter Future for Murika" backdrop, and why the chimp seems to keep making the same moves he does."

#2 "We're really gonna squeeze them middle class folks to pay for those tax cuts"

[Hubert Flottz]

10. His stage moves that KKKarl taught him, remind me of someone.

Bush's Gawd Poppy Adolf, taught him everything he knew about speech-e-fying and Jr. is still an total idiot.