Cheney's new neighbors complaining

[kskiska]

Good Chinooks make bad neighbors: Dick Cheney's neighbors in the Chesapeake Bay town of St. Michaels on Maryland's Eastern Shore are reportedly complaining about the V.P.'s traffic-stopping motorcades and early-morning helicopter flybys. "I hear that Mrs. Cheney is delightful. But I've had great big helicopters fly over my house at 3 o'clock in the morning and at 1 in the morning," a disgruntled neighbor tells the New York Daily News. "I can tell you I'm not happy. They're very noisy. The dogs start barking, and we can't get back to sleep." The neighbor also claims that residents are told to stay inside their houses when the Cheneys' motorcade goes by, but local police say the second family is no more of an inconvenience than any "normal group of very influential people." (N.Y. Daily News)

http://salon.com/ent/col/fix/2006/01/06/fri/index.html

[LizW]

1. Told to stay inside when he passes by?

That's outrageous!

[FreedomAngel82]

13. And at their own home

[Benhurst]

19. The SS is just trying to protect Cheney's neighbors. If you

look directly into Cheney's face, you turn into stone.

[wtmusic]

2. Did the police tell them not to throw eggs too?

Just curious.

[mike_c]

no, but they bust anyone carrying garlic or mirrors....

eom

[FrannyD]

3. That's life

When your neighbor is SATAN! I would move ASAP!

[iamjoy]

4. It's The Same For Democrats, Too

I understand a lot of John Edwards' neighbors were upset during the campaign because their neighborhood streets were often blocked off by Secret Service. Plus with the media cricus...

still, it must suck...

[FreedomAngel82]

14. Were they told to stay inside though??

[spindrifter]

5. Stay inside! Oy vey!

F* You, Mr. Ch*ney!

[mike_c]

6. it's the screams from the basement that really get under your skin....

And all the virgins disappearing from the neighborhood.

[Straight Shooter]

7. How much have the Cheneys donated to the local police department?

... no more of an inconvenience than any "normal group of very influential people."

You need hip waders to get through that remark.

[Acryliccalico]

8. He doesn't care about people.........not any!.........n/t

[oasis]

9. "Mrs. Cheney's delightful". For me to poop on.

Apologies to "Triumph" for stealing his material.

[Catherine Vincent]

10. WTF?

"..residents are told to stay inside their houses when the Cheneys' motorcade goes by,"

What a bunch of bull!

[yorkiemommie1]

16. b.s.

SUCH BS

so if you're pulling a few weeds or walking your dog you have to run and hide your unworthy self? well, i actually might to avoid the deathrays from the evil ones.

cheney, go 'cheney' yourself and that goes for that porn writer you married. mr. FIVE DEFERMENTS. mr. " I HAD OTHER PRIORITIES!!"

:puke:

[gordianot]

11. I wonder if they give instructions (like Bush) not to make eye contact?

It is unbelievable what we (Americans) are having to endure.

[goforit]

12. Pooor St..Michaels!..This has always been a small,quaint historical town.

And now it has been trashed with psychopaths.

[Cleita]

15. Nlow they know how the rest of the country feels.n/t

[TahitiNut]

17. Some people say that joggers slip and fall when they run over ...

... the slime trails leading to and from the Cheney nest. :puke:

[MichiganVote]

18. Um...don't dogs bark in poor neighborhoods too?

[me b zola]

20. This might be the only time that a neighborhood association would be...

desired or benifitial. Wouldn't it be great if they could vote him out of the neighborhood?! Someone needs to warn them about Diebold, though. :evilfrown:

[renate]

21. nominated just because this thread is so funny

Normally I stick to nominating the threads that are newsworthy, outrageous, and infuriating; this one is just wonderful and fun but I still don't want anyone to miss it--I'm sitting here wiping tears of laughter from my eyes:

"Slime trails"! "For me to poop on"! "Screams from the basement"!... they're all so funny!