Caption the Chimp!! (photo)

[Sparkly]

[Kahuna]

1. Ook Ook.

:evilgrin:

[firefox]

2. "You say I was voted the most dangerous terrorist in the world."

[Sparkly]

3. "Then the fifth time, I bumped my head right here..."

[Dunvegan]

19. You win, Sparkly...

...coffee / screen alert!

[rodeodance]

4. "Thinking is Hard WORK" (esp. when my brain does it so little).

[billybob537]

5. Channeling Nixon

"He says I'm nat a crook either."

[trixie]

20. ooh you beat me to it.

[Sparkly]

6. "Are these voices in my head bothering you?"

[begin_within]

7. I'm a bit fahklempt. Talk among yourselves.

[ddeclue]

16. I saw a better one entitled "Kickback Mountain"

that was a parody on Abramoff and Delay..

but this one's pretty good too.

Doug D.

[begin_within]

25. Thanks

[acmejack]

8. I sense a great disturbance in the force...

[Ready4Change]

9. 4th Amendment? Whats that again? Remind me.

Was that "Thou shalt not steal?"

[Rick Myers]

10. Wacka-do wacka-do wacka-do...

(opens envelope) What do you look for when you're chasing 3 Wackas thru the woods?

[marylanddem]

11. Now how do I ask for a banana again? Touch my head 3 times?

[MoonRiver]

12. "Brain? Where brain? Duhhhh"

:dunce:

[priller]

13. "So hard to think when I'm drunk"

[Ezlivin]

14. "This is the only area left working: My right front lobe"

At least, that's what the Jesus that stands at the foot of my bed tells me....

[NanceGreggs]

15. Having read all of the above posts ...

... I could NEVER, EVER top any of you!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You DUers are the BEST!

[yurbud]

17. "Ow, shit! I had a thought. Damn, I heard o' them but never had one

before..."

[LibDemAlways]

18. "The earpiece keeps cuttin out.

I think he said 'the masturbation on the ground in Iraq is improving every day."

[PatrioticLeftie]

21. "I can read your mind, but I need to read my own first

...wait. That's what I've been thinking?"

[Generic Other]

22. The great Busholini?

[Sparkly]

24. Haha!!

Good one!! :thumbsup: :rofl:

[thefool_wa]

23. Don't make me smack you,

I said 9/11 changed everything. Now sign the pledge of service or get the hell out of my audience!

[jhain]

26. "I think I need a bathroom break."

Condi, May I?

[4nic8em]

27. It's a medical mystery....

but this really is my ass.